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“they looked so much better in their 20s/30s”that’s cool. Personally i love when people are geriatric

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Anyway this is why I keep saying that people refuse to be normal about the idea of mixed race people and interracial relationships and communities happening and creating children.

I am black and black only until it is convenient to call me white. And it doesn't matter that I'm also native because I'm too black to be native anyway. I've talked about being multi-racial and having even further racial mixing in my extended family since I made this blog in 2014 but that doesn't matter if any of my racial mix can be used as a weapon against me.

Y'all complain about the stereotype of the tragic mulatto without understanding why that stereotype exists in the first place.

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very hard to exist successfully as a person when you feel disgustingly ugly and wrong in your own skin all the time. and then there's the added layer of hating yourself for walking right into that misogynistic capitalist trap and caring about whether or not your body is a good enough object in the first place like it fucking matters. it's infuriating to exist in two minds about yourself at all times and to never find any resolution on the subject. no matter how hard you try to deprogram your brain and embrace who you are

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man if I gotta write bad fics, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to write this bad fic

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Salvador Dalí

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It‘s scary to see how very important european petitions get no visibility whatsoever. We had a basic income petition last year which failed because not enough people knew about it. Now we have a „tax the rich“ one that only lasts until october this year and only has around 250k out of 1 mio. signings.

Most EU people go through their every day life w/o knowing about them. There are no ads, no marketing…nothing. I know that costs money though one might think important petitions that lead to a better and progressive life would be supported by the government or ministries in some way, but nooooo

And why should they? It’s petitions that would help out the poor and middle class, but endanger capitalism and their exploitation, sooo: government and business leads for example.

So here the link for those who are interested:

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one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

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Saw this maymay on twitter and wanted to draw it :3

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HUH

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Partners in Crime

It was @gelly-art's Birthday back in August! 🎉 And since she was dealing with a ton of stress, life was kicking her in the teeth, and we've both been neck deep in Baldur's Gate 3, I wanted to do a little something to take her mind off things.

To that end I Cameo'd Neil Newbon, asked him to wish her a Happy Birthday, and drew her Drow, Zumara, alongside Astarion as they leave a trail of broken hearts and broken-er ribs across Faerûn. 🗡

One of the hotfixes nerfed Sussur Blooms, Gelly's favourite method for dispatching Balthazar, and she's still salty about it. Until such a time as she can reverse-pickpocket them again, I hope this picture and the memories of the OG "Sussurstarion" will suffice

Happy Birthday, ya big nerd!! 💙

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the family dinner — sandman season 02 sneak peek ✨

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“I would dearly love to meet a Moth-Man.” -Hellboy (the Chained Coffin)

I just thought this warm up was too cute not to share.

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I've remarked in the past that one of the problems with Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro is that they want to downplay a lot of the uncomfortably horny elements which have historically characterised the game's implicit milieu, but certain key parts of the game's brand identity are tied up with those horny bits, and they're not willing to give that brand identity up, so they end up doing daft shit like keeping dragon-blooded sorcerers as a core class while acting like "one of your parents fucked a dragon" is the least likely explanation for how you got to be that way, resulting in a text with a strangely coy tone.

The 2024 Player's Handbook carries this policy – and the resulting tonal incoherence – forward. This is how it describes draconic sorcery:

As we can see, it even walks back the 2014 Player's Handbook's oft-mocked discussion of "bargaining" with dragons for power, in favour of proposing scenarios involving accidental exposure to draconic magic – as though a draconic sorcerer is some sort of dragon-themed Spider-Man – while grudgingly acknowledging the possibility of actual dragon-fucking almost as an afterthought.

And then it uses this image to illustrate the Draconic Sorcery subclass:

"Might".