coffeeminx
Plausible Deniability
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Coffeeminx denies everything. Unless you ply her with coffee. Visit me on AO3
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coffeeminx · 5 years ago
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The Wilkes-Barre Record, Pennsylvania, November 9, 1931
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jj abrams shot adam driver in literally the most flattering light and angle possible to make him look like some kind of ethereal dark prince with flawless skin and hair and then rian johnson came in and shot him to look like a hungover trucker 2.6 seconds from a complete mental breakdown and that’s what’s up. thanks for coming to my ted talk
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Perfect fit
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“On no level is magic metaphorical in this show.” 

“It’s funny because I don’t actually feel like you’re being sincere.” 

-Julien Murphy and Katie McGrath, Merlin 5x13 Audio Commentary
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that time Arthur had only known Merlin for about a week… then defied his father, and risked his life to save him. also Merlin managed to save him as well, while still being poisoned.
Merlin -- s01e04
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The Strange Case of the Mummy Who Went for a Walk and Didn’t Come Back
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The mummy’s sarcophagus, 1921.
It remains a mystery to this very day. This sarcophagus — with mummy — went on display at the Chicago Museum of Historic Antiquities in April of 1921. However, within a day of opening to the general public, the mummy inside the sarcophagus simply vanished. No trace remained of the mysterious mummy, and museum officials were at a loss as to the mummy’s whereabouts. What happened?
Thanks to our unpaid interns who work long hours for exactly no pay, we found the answer.
According to our source, security guard Paul LeVette was the last person to see the mummy. “I think he got bored,” said LeVette in a recently discovered interview. “It was a lot of people just looking and pointing. So he just got up and said, ‘The hell with this, Paul.’ That’s what he said. ‘The hell with this, Paul. I’ll see you later.’ And then he just walked the hell out of the museum.”
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What…..what the hell did you just do?
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coffeeminx · 5 years ago
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Favorite German Words
Die Katzenwäsche = literally „cat wash“. A funny expression for a quick way of cleaning yourself when in a hurry to replace the usual lenghty bathing rituals. May be done in situations when you overslept and have to run or while camping or travelling — any situation where time or circumstance don‘t allow for your usual bathing rituals. Cats generally do not like water so „wash“ in quicker other ways. :)
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coffeeminx · 5 years ago
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Me: I have SOOOO many projects left unfinished. SOOoo many things I have to do.
Also Me: I’ve never written a Merthur fic. I wonder if I could do it? Imma look into this....
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Hi! I love your themed playlists (and art of course) for fanfics. Your taste of music is really nice. So I find myself wondering. What are your favourite Merlin and/or Arthur songs? :')
Hi, bb! I’m so thrilled that you ended up liking the mixes! Thank you so much for listening to them. *///*
Listen.
upbeat, early seasons aesthetic (for dreaming of what could have been):
Sea of Voices; Porter Robinson // we’ll see creation come undone / these bones that bound us will be gone / we’ll stir our spirits til we’re one / then soft as shadows we’ll become
Chemicals React; Aly & AJ // you make me feel out of my element / like I’m walking on broken glass // kaleidoscope of colors / turning hopes on fire / sun is burning / shining down on both of us / don’t let us lose it // but the planets all aligned when you looked into my eyes
Empire; Of Monsters and Men // heavy stones fear no weather // and from the rain, comes a river running wild that will create / an empire for you // illuminate, there’s a river running wild that will create / an empire for you / an empire for two
bleak, later seasons aesthetic (or dwelling in melancholy):
Strong; London Grammar // and a lion, a lion roars would you not listen? / if a child, a child cries would you not forgive them? // yeah, man seem so strong / yeah, man speak so long / man never been so wrong
Glass Heart Hymn; Paper Route // cut like diamonds / set aside like an ocean’s island / or a child in a field with nowhere to go / memories as heavy as a stone // there’s a ghost in the mirror / I’m afraid more than ever / my feet have led me straight into my grave
Weights and Measures; Dry the River // I was prepared to love you and never expect anything of you / there’s no patron saint of silent restraint / baby there ain’t no sword in our lake / just a funeral wake // you were the coldest star in the sky
The Mortal Boy King; The Paper Kites // night falls, we’re covered over now / daylight, sometimes it ends too soon / and I don’t want to sleep // til I remember lending softer ears to my lungs / and maybe if I hold you now, would you hold me now?
Ces’t La Mort; The Civil Wars // c'est la vie, c'est la mort / you and me, forevermore / let’s walk down the road that has no end / steal away where only angels tread / heaven or hell or somewhere in between / cross your heart to take me when you leave // don’t go, please don’t go / don’t go without me
mellow, modern au aesthetic (for angst and pining, and happy endings):
Moondust; Jaymes Young // I’m building this house on the moon like a lost astronaut / looking at you like a star from the place the world forgot // the brightness of the sun will give me just enough to bury my love in the moondust / I long to hear your voice but still I’ve made the choice to bury my love in the moondust 
Revelator Eyes; The Paper Kites // chasing a light in a locked door // I don’t like the way you speak like you’re tied up / you can say what you want but I’m giving it a chance // give me little reason to refuse my center, shifting in with feelings of a sweet surrender / I can feel it, I can feel it alone and I know why / I can see it show in your revelator eyes
Avalanche; by David Cook // these scars we wear remind us / the more we change the more we’re all the same / swept up in this emotion, we fumble through and make the same mistakes / as we are led to the edge // carry me down rolling in your arms / cos I can’t remember ever falling this hard / tell me tonight all that we have planned, was it nothing more than a noise inside my head? / crashing down, crashing down / in your avalanche 
Don’t Mind Me; by Walking on Cars // no, we’ve got nothing to lose except everything we have / and I’ve got nothing to prove but it’s just who I am / but it’s the same old rain, no I won’t back down / these satellites overhead, I think I love this town / but you made yourself at home inside my mind // don’t mind me, don’t mind me, I was just thinking of you / I feel alive inside, oh finally, I feel alive inside
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coffeeminx · 5 years ago
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Listen here x
P.S. I forgot Never Say Never by The Fray and Empty Chairs and Empty Tables from Les Mis, I’m so angry with myself
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coffeeminx · 6 years ago
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THIS LINEAGE:  JUST FUCKING KICKING EACH OTHER CONSTANTLY
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coffeeminx · 6 years ago
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I wrote a thing
https://archiveofourown.org/works/15811845
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