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i hate it when you accidentally pick off a bit of dead skin on your lip and you can’t stop until you’ve peeled your entire face off

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I get progressively uglier throughout the day

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RIP Ned Vizzini 1981-2013 

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twas the night before christmas and all through the house

not a sound could be heard except the click of my mouse

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Laura Storm

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a helpful diagram

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You ready?

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one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away

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will you marry me = a marriage proposal will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

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sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like

my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen

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I know you’ve been hurt, but it’s just possible she’s been as lost and alone as you.

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The cold never bothered me anyway.

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