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Cleaning is just like taking a trip down memory lane
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one of the reasons why "what if people went on a road trip and it was weird" is one of the oldest story types is that a lot of sense of personhood has been, historically, tied to place. the weird road trip says "what if we went somewhere else, where no one knows us, and tried out being a different person".
Odysseus, the famous liar, goes on a weird road trip & over the course of it becomes several different people, and then comes home & is all those people as well as himself, wearing the echoes of those other people
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20 years ago today, we were blessed with two of the greatest lines of dialogue ever written
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To anyone who sees this, I wish you warm fuzzy blankets and your preferred choice of milk or tea. Now go sleep sleep!!
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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much
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So turns out…..you guys are not gonna believe this…….but it turns out. Reading real books. Is good for you actually.
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Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
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Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
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THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA ( 2006 ) dir. David Frankel
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[Image Description: A fake instagram post of the Fifth and Tenth Doctors standing in a corridor of the TARDIS. The fifth doctor is standing on a chair reaching up to change a light bulb on the ceiling, while the tenth doctor watches with his hands in his pockets. The caption of the post is by Susan Foreman and reads "How many Doctors does it take to change a light bulb? #sunday" and the post is liked by Donna Noble. End Image Description.]
based on that one picture. Original below the cut

[Image Description: The original post, which is a photo of Peter Davison and David Tennant in the same positions as the first image. The post is by Georgia Tennant and the caption is identical. End Image Description.]
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10 Things I Hate About You (1999) dir. Gil Junger — Written by Karen McCullah & Kirsten Smith
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