coffee-wizard

[coffee-wizard]

I AM SORRY I WAS AWAY CONFERENCES REQUIRE SOME EXTRA GRIND

AS AN APOLOGY I HAVE BROUGHT SOME SAMPLES OF NEW PRODUCT I HOPE YOU LIKE IT

[coffee-wizard]

DAY OF LIFE OF INTERPRENEUR

I WAKE UP AT 5 AM EVERY DAY AND HAVE MY MORNING WIZARD FITNESS ROUTINE

AFTER THAT I TAKE LIQUID NITROGEN SHOWER TO WAKE UP

AFTER THAT, I HAVE MY FIRST CUP OF COFFEE FOR BREAKFAST

I GET TO JOB BY 7 AM AND START CHECKING MY MAILING PIGEONS. IT IS MOST INSPIRING PART OF THE DAY, AS I GET NEW OPPORTUNITIES AND FRESH PIPE BOMBS

BY 8 I FINISH WITH MAIL, AND IT IS TIME FOR AFFIRMATIONS MEETING. I MAKE ALL MY WORKERS ANNOUNCE WHAT THEY ASPIRE TO ACCOMPLISH BY THE END OF THE DAY AND ENSURE THEY ARE AMBITIOUS BUT ALSO DO FOLLOW THEIR WORDS. THEY HAVE TO :)

BY 9:30 I GET MY SECOND CUP OF COFFEE

BY 9:45 I START WORKING WITH DOCUMENTS. SIGNING DOCUMENTS, SENDING AWAY DOCUMENTS, GETTING MORE DOCUMENTS. I CAN SAY THAT I EXCEL IN EXCEL SPREADSHEETS

AT 12, I HAVE BRUNCH WITH INVESTORS AND WE DISCUSS MORE INVESTMENTS OVER A CUP OF COFFEE

BY 13:30, I HAVE ANOTHER SET OF WORK MEETINGS. I GIVE EACH MANAGER STRICTLY 15 MINUTES TO REPORT.

BY 15:00, I ALSO GENERALLY HAVE MEETING WITH DIRECTORS AND CUP OF EXTRA STRING COFFEE. THEY TEND TO BE INTENSE :^(

BY 15:45, I HAVE ANOTHER MEETING WITH EITHER PR OR HR TEAM OR WITH A LAWYER

AT 16:30, I GET CUP OF COFFEE BEFORE HEADING OUT TO WIZARD DUELS. SOME OF GREATEST BUSINESS DEALS TEND TO HAPPEN MID DUEL

BY 18:00, I FINISH WITH DUELS, AND INDULGE MYSELF WITH ESPRESSO MARTINI OVER SOCIAL DINNER WITH MY PARTNERS

AT 19:00, I PERSONALLY TEST PRODUCTS IN INNOVATION LAB. I TEND TO FLUSH SOME OF THEM DOWN WITH A FRESH CUP OF JOE

AT 20:00, WE HAVE AFFIRMATION CONFIRMATIONS MEETING WHERE WACH WORKER REPORTS IF THEY ACCOMPLISHED GOAL. THE ONES WHO DID RECEIVE A SLICE OF PIZZA AND SENT BACK HOME, OTHER ONES ARE PENALIZED

At 21:30, I TAKE A SMALL BREAK FOR SOME COFFEE AND SUMMONING OF ELEMENTALS. WE MAKE OUT BUT NOT FOR TOO LONG BECAUSE THERE ARE STILL SOME BEANS TO GRIND

BY 22:00, I AM BACK HOME AND GROWING MY PROFILE ON ORB TO INCREASE MY BUSINESS OUTREACH

AT 22:30, I AM HAVING MY LAST CUP OF COFFEE AND CHECKING MAIL AND CALLS FROM MY INTERNATIONAL PARTNERS

BY 00:30, I FINISH MY WORK AND I HAVE WHOLE HALF AN HOUR TO LISTEN TO SOME PERSONAL GROWTH INCANTATIONS OR READ GRIMOIRES

AT 1 AM, I AM SOUND ASLEEP GETTING READY FOR NEW DAY AND NEW GRIND

THAT IS MY DAY AND I HOPE IT IS INFORMATIVE

[coffee-wizard]

OAUGH MY COFFEE IS ESPECIALLY GOOD TODAY

[coffee-wizard]

HI @the-worse-wizard-council

WOULD YOU WANT FREE SAMPLES FOR YOUR NEXT COUNCIL MEETING?

[coffee-wizard]

I SUMMON

THIS BEAST AND GIVE HIM

A COFFEE MUG

HE IS MY EMPLOYEE IF THE MONTH BY THE WAY

MY SALES MANAGERS TOLD THAT “DUELS” INCREASE BUSINESS RECOGNITION.

ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO BE INVOLVED INTO THAT “DUEL” OF YOURS?

[coffee-wizard]

LETS GO WITH YUGIOH OUR BUSINESS IS OPEN TO NON-TRADITIONAL DUELING METHODS

ALSO HERE IS YOUR BRANDED MUG

MY SALES MANAGERS TOLD THAT “DUELS” INCREASE BUSINESS RECOGNITION.

ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO BE INVOLVED INTO THAT “DUEL” OF YOURS?

[coffee-wizard]

MY SALES MANAGERS TOLD THAT “DUELS” INCREASE BUSINESS RECOGNITION.

ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO BE INVOLVED INTO THAT “DUEL” OF YOURS?

[coffee-wizard]

HAPPY FALL SEASON (THE CITADEL HAS FALLEN ONCE AGAIN WHAT A JOLLY TIME) AS A MATTER OF THIS COZY SEASON MY BUSINESS IS RELEASING BUNCH OF NEW PRODUCTS:

PUMPKIN SPICE BLAST

CURSE OF SPOOKY CONSUMERISM

SKULL-SHAPED POTION TUMBLERS (available in various skull shapes)

SUMMONING A COOLER BEAR

LOOK OUT FOR THEM IN EVERY WIZARDRY STORE AND IN OUR FLAGSHIP SHOP TOWER

[coffee-wizard]

MY COMPANY IS AN OFFICIAL SPONSOR OF A SKELETON WAR

[coffee-wizard]

GREEN is important to my business. We cannot go green if we were it from the very beginning. It is stated on every page of my business policy.

Anyways, some people were unsatisfied with coloration of their coffee-

[coffee-wizard]

JUST FOUND TGIS LIFE HACK ITS EASIER TO PLAN TGE DAY WHEN YOU ADD ENERGY DRINK INTO YOUR COFFEE BECAUSE YOU START SEEING TIMEEEEE

[coffee-wizard]

YES

STONKS

INCOME

KEEP GRINDING MY FELLOW COWORKERS, MONEY DOESN’T SMELL, IF ONLY IT SMELLS LIKE COFFEE

WE NEED THESE FRAPPUCCINOS HERE AND NOW

I WILL CURSE YOU IF YOU INTERACT. I WILL CURSE YOU IF I DONT LIKE YOUR FACE. I WILL CURSE YOU IF YOU LOOK AT ME FUNNY.

I AM THE CURSE WIZARD, AND NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE.

Unless you are a cat. I fucking love cats.

Addendum: The CURSE council covenant of 0896 compels me to say that every curse bestowed by me can be broken by a Life changing introspective epiphany or a kiss from your true love, in addition to any curse conditions woven into the curse. This are known as the standard solutions.

[coffee-wizard]

YES THAT IS WHAT I SAID

MY COFFEE IS INDEED GLUTEN FREE

SINCERITY IS ONE OF THE COLORS THAT PAINT MY BUSINESS IMAGE

I WILL CURSE YOU IF YOU INTERACT. I WILL CURSE YOU IF I DONT LIKE YOUR FACE. I WILL CURSE YOU IF YOU LOOK AT ME FUNNY.

I AM THE CURSE WIZARD, AND NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE.

Unless you are a cat. I fucking love cats.

Addendum: The CURSE council covenant of 0896 compels me to say that every curse bestowed by me can be broken by a Life changing introspective epiphany or a kiss from your true love, in addition to any curse conditions woven into the curse. This are known as the standard solutions.

[coffee-wizard]

GOOD MORNING, CURSE WIZARD! WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN BUYING FRESH ORGANIC ETHICAL GLUTEN FREE SUSTAINABLE ITEMS MY COMPANY PRODUCES?

I WILL CURSE YOU IF YOU INTERACT. I WILL CURSE YOU IF I DONT LIKE YOUR FACE. I WILL CURSE YOU IF YOU LOOK AT ME FUNNY.

I AM THE CURSE WIZARD, AND NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE.

Unless you are a cat. I fucking love cats.

Addendum: The CURSE council covenant of 0896 compels me to say that every curse bestowed by me can be broken by a Life changing introspective epiphany or a kiss from your true love, in addition to any curse conditions woven into the curse. This are known as the standard solutions.

[coffee-wizard]

HMMMMMM LET ME SEE

I LIKE DISPOSABLE PACKAGING AND THAT THE BEVERAGE IS READY TO CONSUME

EXTRA IRON GIVES YOU STRONG WILL

THOUGH PURE BLOOD CAN BE MESSY AND WE DONT WANT LOSE TIME CLEANING UP

PRODUCTIVITY: 7/10

SHOW ME YOUR BEVERAGES AND I WILL SAY HOW PRODUCTIVE YOU ARE

[coffee-wizard]

SHOW ME YOUR BEVERAGES AND I WILL SAY HOW PRODUCTIVE YOU ARE

[coffee-wizard]

IT DOESNT MATTER! MORE IMPORTANT, WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN SOME OF MY PRODUCTION? I WILL GIVE YOU FIRST-TIMER DISCOUNT!

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