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Kai [staring lovingly at Irene] I would die for you.
Irene: [doing their own thing] Then perish.
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Irene: Why are you standing on the sofa?
Kai: I wanted to see what would happen if i taped a knife to a Roomba
Irene: Okay…..and?
Kai: I went to put the tape away and when i turned back around it was gone. I haven’t seen it since.
(Five minutes later)
Vale, walking into the room: Why are you both standing on the couch?
Irene: RUN AWAY VALE, RUN AWAY! IT’S OUT FOR BLOOD!
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Wizard girl with glasses, pointy hat, and a big book full of spells and incantations for making things blow up [the Anarchist's Cookbook]
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the primary purpose of a poll is to make people angry. the secondary purpose is to receive faulty information. after that? it’s all about clicking a button.
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helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury
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Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone
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ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left
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Wii Sports soundtrack on white vinyl
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