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you would not believe your tits

if ten million crackers (ritz)

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you can just name your characters anything. you can name them Printer. you can name them Shnorpty. you can name them There Are Pillars. and peoppe will just have to accept it.

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fuck college…i am going to go be a trout………

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This is fucking deranged????

sorry to quickly cut in but i made a followup post on the full released document (Here) that is less snappy but shows more fucked up practices in the same document

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when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail. and when you have a favourite character everything looks like . The Character

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parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

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"There were tides in the new earth, long before there was an ocean" is a line that sounds like it belongs in the sweeping expository description sections of a scifi epic, but guess what! Rachel Carson.

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^ what a bluegill might say moments before biting onto my baited hook

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the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

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99% of captains abandon ship right before they’re freed from the pack ice. KEEP OVERWINTERING 💯

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Universal spin dynamic inspired stone wall…

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Painter Ludovit Fulla and his depictions of Slovak traditional clothes

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i don't need tumblr premium because I report every ad I see

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Is it a tower ? Is it a tunnel ? Up or down, the path only lead forward, toward enlightenment. 🍀🧬

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another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

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