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Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet // Fall Out Boy
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men need to be androgynous little rock sluts again. hair gel and cheap black nail polish are still sold in stores. chop chop
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I feel like im going to die from lust and iron deficiency
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if you're in your 30s and your circle isn't discussing
pete wentz armpits
patrick stump pregnancy
joe trohman mommy issues
patrick stump cocaine use
you need a new circle
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Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding
Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?
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Customized Carhartt Jackets by @songsamnoung
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"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" okay??? I am an arms dealer???? fitting you with weapons in the form of words?????
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