cobythinks
Genderless Cryptid Dad
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I'm the god of suburban chaos. they/them | ~300 | https://cobythinks.my.canva.site/ Expect writing, music, DnD, QSMP, and of course shitposts doodle requests open cuz I get bored at work all night
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cobythinks · 4 hours ago
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I'm actually so dull, I never realize slow burns are romances unless I'm the one writing it. Like literally every critical role season I've just been watching a group of friends on adventure and then one of them CONFESSES THEIR LOVE TO ANOTHER??? AND EVERYONE SAYS THEY'VE BEEN WAITING WDYM- and then when I rewatch it I can see that it was so obviously built up for months or years and I'm just a fucking idiot
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cobythinks · 18 hours ago
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After this year, it seems Tommy does not give a fuck anymore and is just on a rampage of intentionally giving bad creators a taste of their medicine. Then disappearing for months until it’s time to announce his new comedy show. What a legend.
He could be doing drugs, yet he’s here is, doing Tommyinnit things, whatever that means, no one can figure out his behavior though many have tried.
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cobythinks · 2 days ago
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remember those who could not make it to today. honor their memory. live for them.
this year, more than ever. remember those who have perished. live for them. live for yourself. existence is resistance
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cobythinks · 5 days ago
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I FORGOR THE LINKS YOUR HONOR!
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-path-of-an-heir-coby-thinks/1146232092
HEY GUYS!! IF YOU WANT TO GET THE PATH OF AN HEIR BY THE DECEMBER HOLIDAYS YOU NEED TO ORDER IT BY NOVEMBER 22ND (hardcover) OR DECEMBER 9TH (paperback)
☝️ Depending on where you buy it from this can vary, but those are the dates I've been given to tell you!!
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cobythinks · 5 days ago
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I need to get inside your brain about your writing process. I’m new to this specific medium myself but I’m quickly falling in love with the pieces of it like pulling off a successful shock reveal (like what u were able to pull of in like every step of divided soul). Writing like yours and learning about every compounding element of Arcane or whatever else I get stuck on for a month is just so gripping, I need to learn how to emulate and embody it.
(Unrelated q but where can i get ur novel? I’m relatively new to both tumblr and ao3 lol)
For someone new to writing, I'm going to give you advice that a lot of people will give that will very quickly become annoying and repetitive: practice. I've been writing for 7+ years, and you damn better believe that my first works weren't anywhere CLOSE to Divided Soul and The Path of an Heir. So, write. Don't worry about being good, just write.
BEYOND THAT - Writing twists is somewhat of an art form, and it's one that I haven't fully perfected. Divided Soul is a great example of how I found a good way to do it, but even I'm not sure how I managed as much as I did! The biggest advice is for a first draft, if you're in a scene and you want a twist, just ask yourself "what would be the most surprising thing to happen here - without being completely out of character?" Then, once you decide your twist, GO BACK. Either after you finish the full draft, or right after you write the 'big reveal scene' and find other scenes where you can place the tiniest, smalllllest ever hints. That's what I did in Divided Soul, as well as The Path of an Heir!
Don't be obvious, but make it so that looking back a reader slaps their forehead and says 'I should have known' - even though they found out exactly when you wanted them to. (this is a hard balance to achieve, but SOOO satisfying as a writer and as a reader) give re-readers easter eggs, hints that on a first read are just one-off character moments that are secretly building toward the twist
And, something you're already doing: Read. Consume content. As I always say, you have to eat to shit.
you have to read to write. You read my works, you read other works (I assume) and you watch tv shows with cohesive plots and incredible character design. Take what you read, and use it like playdough until it's something that You Made. The more you change and tweak and adjust, the more You it'll be.
Forget the dream of an 'original idea'. The odds of 1 out of 8 billion people having an idea and being the ONLY person ever to have it? Impossible. But you're a different writer than everyone else, and tropes are beloved for a reason! Take well known tropes and put them in your own world, with your own characters, and you'll get a LONG LONG WAY.
Join writing comunities! Get other perspectives! Hop in the writers reddit, and don't even post or comment anything. Just read the advice that goes through. Find a group of friends in discord or in real life who love to write and read - these people will be your beta-readers someday, so pick good ones! lmao
Welcome to the writing medium! It's infuriating at times, but it's my biggest passion in life and I would never want to do anything else! Get some good playlists or podcasts, get a regular spot to write (I currently write while on my overnight job, but that's because I'm lucky to have a job where I can multitask!) <3
I'll repost my promo for the novel with the links, cuz ya boi was silly and forgot to add them! Enjoy this slab of advice! <3
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cobythinks · 5 days ago
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HEY GUYS!! IF YOU WANT TO GET THE PATH OF AN HEIR BY THE DECEMBER HOLIDAYS YOU NEED TO ORDER IT BY NOVEMBER 22ND (hardcover) OR DECEMBER 9TH (paperback)
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cobythinks · 5 days ago
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It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.
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cobythinks · 6 days ago
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self destruction really is such a fascinating human response to various factors both external and internal. what if sisyphus could leave at any time but kept rolling the boulder up the hill just to watch it roll back down anyway. what if he kept pushing it even as the rock cut into his palms and his legs began to ache with the desire to rest for even a moment and his body became a canvas of bruises and cuts that never have time to heal. what if he did it because it's the only thing he knows how to do. the only thing that gives him a sense of certainty and control in a world that takes both and offers neither.
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cobythinks · 6 days ago
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ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back
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cobythinks · 7 days ago
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you have to outlive donald trump
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cobythinks · 7 days ago
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*tears streaming down my face as i desperately grab at the fabric of your shirt* am i at least cringe and annoying in a fuckable way
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cobythinks · 11 days ago
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they say you snooze you lose, and well. heh. i snost and lost
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