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Me: Alright why would she kidnap her crush so she can be with him forever…?

*I think as I write exactly that*

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**In my mind: on that looks like a vagina**

Me to me: come on self, it’s only a cave

*looks at the article*

Me:…oh

Utroba Cave in the Rhodope mountains, Bulgaria. Carved by hand more than 3000 years ago (?), it was rediscovered in 2001.

Archeologists hypothesize that an altar built at the end of the cave, which is about 22 m deep, represents either the cervix or the uterus.

At midday, light seeps into the temple through an opening in the ceiling, projecting an image of a phallus on to the floor.

When the sun is at the right angle, in late February or early March, the phallus grows longer and reaches the alter, symbolically fertilizing the womb before the sowing of the spring crops.

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re blogging because this needs to be a film

Your parents listed Hades as your godfather as a joke, That would not be an issue if it were not for the 3-headed puppy delivered to your doorstep by Persephone and Hades themselves, planning to protect you from the Olympian’s shenanigans due to Zeus’ bulldickery

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Reblog for dark crystal

The Dark Crystal Rare Photos of Skeksis and Mystics

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HELL YES LET’S DO THIS!!!!

"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

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Re blogging because of buff, sexy, hunky muscular Jason Voorhees

A Jason Voorhees!AU where he becomes a camp counselor to make sure no kids ever drown on his watch.

TWITTER

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Re blogging because Mario

Happy MAR 10, Everybody!

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F

Art by @ludodoodle

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500 likes!

Well would you look at that,500 likes

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Eevee and their evolutions

reblog with a pokemon and I will pretend I'm a pokemon professor and talk all sciencey about it

I am in fact a pokemon professor in training

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Don't you know you're all my very best friendssssssss 🎶🎶🎶

Good to know while my classmates are posting their graduation photos on Facebook I'm over here on Tumblr posting a photo of a bunch of kids from a show with slurs mixed with a show about ponies spreading friendship and love 💀

Anyways, ya boy is a completer!! Just graduated today. Can't wait to look back on today just to see the exact phase I was in fandom-wise and regret everything I've ever done <3 [ My Little Park AU created by @cookieluvr5268 ]

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*me hiding from the serial killer*

Me hiding in the closet: I hope the killer doesn’t find me

The killer singing downstairs: is this the real life

Me screaming from the closet upstairs: is this just fantasy!

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100 likes!

*screams from across the room*

Wait what?

*I run closer and sees this*

Cool

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Simon deserves better

Considering how much the horror of Simon being trapped under the Curse of the Ice Crown was first and foremost based around a loss of identity 

It only makes sense that this is still what Simon struggles with now, after being freed.

Simon knows who he’s not. He’s not Ice King. He is Simon Petrikov again. But who is Simon Petrikov now? Because it seems like his current situation has really taken away all of the ways Simon used to define his identity.

‘Simon Petrikov the antiquarian and archeologist’ is… not quite it anymore. His current job is similar, since he’s still teaching people about ages long past. It’s just that now that ancient era is his original world - but it’s clear that’s not quite what he wants to do anymore. Whatever it’s because he can’t get as excited about the 20th century as he could for ‘his’ ancient times, or because he doesn’t really like his new ‘teaching method’ where is quite literally a living museum exhibit.

And what about ‘Simon Petrikov the intellectual researcher of magic and the paranormal?’

Yeah, no chance anymore. Before the Crown, Simon had a real fascination with magic and the supernatural. But now, in the wacky world of Ooo - he has lost that aspect of himself completely. He aches for the mundane.

And then there’s ‘Simon Petrikov the adventurous outdoorsman’, which we only learned about just now.

Which is another aspect of Simon’s identity lost in the new context of Ooo. Simon might’ve been able to brave the elements against rain and mosquitos and poison ivy. But in this world of dragon monsters and shapeshifting bears he is just not able to take it anymore.

‘Simon Petrikov, Marcy’s gentle caretaker’ is right out too. Not only because Simon believes Marceline just doesn’t need him anymore…

But he also doesn’t see himself as capable of helping any little kids anymore - and not just in term of ability…

But also in terms of his own personality. 

Making this little girl cry basically smashed that part of his identity to dust.

And then there’s “Simon Petrikov, Betty Grof’s beloved”, which would be a fool’s errand to keep clinging to…

And yet…

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I’m gonna rebolg this because it’s kinda wholesome to me

people asking me what kinda robot i am like, idk man

im small and inoffensive

i was made by a mad scientist and im his curious lil sidekick that laughs with him when he bursts into maniacal laughter

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50 likes!

*screams from the back to the room*

WHOO HOO