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if you see this post im sending paratrooper werewolves into your blog

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fidds <3

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Disney would make so much money if they made a real-life version of the bar with no name, but in one of the bathroom stalls was a drawing of Deadpool saying "Nice Cock"

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i’m losing my mind

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I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD.  If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should be eating, this might be a good place?

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vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

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I last watched South Park, so is it the entire town, every celebrity, the Religious figures, and other characters i get, or is it just Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Butters, and Cartman?

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Also damn y’all REALLY liked him huh

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you have to outlive donald trump

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That shit is disgusting get it away

Wait is…is it possible?

*googles man and woman kissing*

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New DnD Spell

Perpetual Vicious Mockery

You do psychic damage by just repeating everything your foe says in an annoyingly stupid voice

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it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

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There needs to be a Batman movie where when Bruce is in the batsuit, he isn't portrayed as a human, i want the scenes with him as Batman to be framed like he is a horror movie monster, the kind of monster that gives you nightmares. Batman is the dark fucking knight, he should be absolutely terrifying when dealing with criminals