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how am i doing? well im letting the days go by, letting the water hold me down, so you know. same as it ever was

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Sorry that I can’t stop thinking about all the breaking bad comics on this site

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my breaking bad retrospective

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*wakes up* aughh i dont wanna get up out of bed yet ):

mike from breaking bad, stepping out of my closet: here's what yer gunna do. Yer gunna get up. Yer gunna make coffee, 2 spoons of sugar, a pour of milk. Yer gunna take it downstairs and scroll online fer an hour to wake up. Next, this is important, yer gonna shower. Then, yer gonna head to work. You got it?

me: yes mike, thank you mike

*he dematerializes*

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are you feeling sick yet?

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I liked this post so much I wanted to draw it lol

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i want the ability to instill disparate concepts onto animals (the concept of houses, warts, midnight, etc) and like spend an afternoon throwing one concept at a time into a boar's brain and see how long it would take before you see the boar become visibly distressed as it starts connecting ideas together but has nothing to do with them

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Boars love sweets

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NEW UTENANTHY OFFICIAL ART YALL

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this came to me in a dream

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No one ever touches his veggie platters :(

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Listen All Systems Red is so so funny from Gurathins perspective imagine you grew up with Space Socialism and was hired to go help some pal with science but you weren't allowed to go unless you rented AmaTeslas Torment Nexus Alexa Dot and then when you get there you find out a whole continent of people got annihilated by their Tourment Nexus rentals so you take a moment to check yours quickly and find out it already had disengaged its Don't Kill People box, the only thing you've ever been told prevented them from mass homiciding their clients, something that LITERALLY just happened to people you knew a day ago, and when you say to your fellow socialist doctors HEY I think our Tourment Nexus is fucked up and it's files said it killed dozens of people barely a year ago and we should probably get the hell away from it the same doctors are like look at what you're saying. You're hurting the Tourment Nexus' feelings. The Tourment Nexus is just a little construct who likes Netflix Gurathin stop antagonizing it on the plane ride.

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A simple dinner

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Insanely mad at the tumblr stratosphere for not making it clear that Mouthwashing is a psychological horror game. I NEED psychological horror games to LIVE and no one told me??? They’re just drawing these motherfuckers kissing and shit? I was just assuming it’s some run of the mill yaoi webcomic or something. Anyway thank god that’s on the waitlist now for the next time I need to scare myself so bad I piss my pants