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when i got my medical certificate i very confidently answered the question "what do you do if a person becomes unconscious?" with "remove from the room immediately" only to be met with puzzled silence by the instructor and that's when i learned that the deeply ingrained nautical fear and grim reality of seamen and their rescuers asphyxiating in enclosed spaces due to build up of toxic gas or especially lack of oxygen does not translate to land.

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Ok I did the thing

Don't look at it too hard

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I just found out that my mom had me in a Montessori type shit experimental school as a kid this explains so much

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i have an ancient box camera from the late 40s. takes 120 film. Absolutely unfair good images out of this thing.

This is the 1940s equivalent of a disposable Kodak, it’s terrible but because modern film stock is so fucking good it just rips absolute ass. No I don’t have any pictures they’re scanning shut up.

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There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

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Hazbin redesign PT 2

omg carmilla carmine 😳

she keeps her feather down in casual occasions, or in meetings – literally whenever she isnt fighting

her bustle puffs up during fights to help with her leg movement

her face is meant to resemble a black swan's

carmilla's arms are white to imitate a swan's wings

she hides feather like blades in her bustle to use them during fights like lord shen lmao

i still cant decide whether I make her venezuelan (personal bias) or argentinian (historical accuracy according to her age, as ballet history is very young in venezuela)

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A Realistic Alien Invasion

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SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ TWITTER ◆ STORE

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"You're not going to die. I won't let you."

"I've cheated Death many times already. I don't believe she'll let me get away with it again."

"She will if I don't give her a choice."

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If Zestial and Carmilla from "You bring back my Springtime" ever met as kids... @tanema123 provides the fluff, I supply a bit of angst 😌

But they're still cute, so small and already on their way to fall in love...

I hope you all enjoy!

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I read an AITA post a few weeks back about a woman who liked having snacks in the bath when she's had a long day (a result of residual trauma iirc - the bath was her safe space). Her brand new husband of three weeks, a man twice her age who had no job, made her pay all of his bills and do all housework, and spent all day every day gaming because he wanted to make it as a Twitch streamer, had always been fine with this; but, on the day in question, had whisked her bath snacks out of her hands as she was on her way to the bathroom and tried to bin them, telling her it was time to 'break her of that filthy habit in his home'. She told him if he ever actually paid anything towards the house she owns outright he might get a say, took her snacks back, and had her lovely bath. He was since giving her the silent treatment.

(Obviously the judgement was an avalanche of 'NTA and also he's abusing you', which she agreed with, and decided to kick him out, so happy ending.)

Anyway I told my husband about this and he was outraged. "I would never do that!" he told me, furious. "I would find it adorable if you had bath snacks!"

Since then, every time I try to have a bath (which I only do as a rare treat) after about ten minutes there has been an anxious scrabbling at the bathroom door.

"Elanor!" he says. "Do you have bath snacks? Do you need anything?"

My answer is irrelevant. He brings me wine and poptarts. Now I have bath snacks. I'm a bath snacks person. Last time he was literally sleeping on the sofa when I went for the bath. Somehow this still happened. I now have an eager bathroom butler. How did this happen. I have never been so decadent yet bewildered.