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“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

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odette: probably something like one of us is in danger and the guy will let us go if she willingly goes with them

So Sera having recently moved in with Carmilla is trying to bond with Carmilla's girls. So one day she asks Oddette what's she's doing on her laptop and long story short Oddette introduces Sera to fanfic and AO3. Now Sera having grown up in a strict religious household hasn't really had access to anything like this and in short gets hooked quickly. Don't know much on ages or context of world here.

This could easily apply to the regular Seramilla-verse. Sera wants to learn more about the things Odette and Clara enjoy, so they make her watch one of their favorite shows together. Something that is rife with shipping, lore, and discourse -- the main ingredients for fandom. She gets addicted right along with them, and it's a nice special interest they share for a while.

Then Sera learns through osmosis about the concept of fandom, and about AO3. She spends hours reading, absorbing fanworks, and then it's no longer enough to just read it. She starts writing fanfiction of her own, but she can't ever show the girls, because one of the characters is a bit too much like Carmilla, and that would be awkward.

They don’t need to know that much.

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Clara: please, mom would never let herself get captured with no reason. If this WAS mom, our lives would need to be in jeopardy

So Sera having recently moved in with Carmilla is trying to bond with Carmilla's girls. So one day she asks Oddette what's she's doing on her laptop and long story short Oddette introduces Sera to fanfic and AO3. Now Sera having grown up in a strict religious household hasn't really had access to anything like this and in short gets hooked quickly. Don't know much on ages or context of world here.

This could easily apply to the regular Seramilla-verse. Sera wants to learn more about the things Odette and Clara enjoy, so they make her watch one of their favorite shows together. Something that is rife with shipping, lore, and discourse -- the main ingredients for fandom. She gets addicted right along with them, and it's a nice special interest they share for a while.

Then Sera learns through osmosis about the concept of fandom, and about AO3. She spends hours reading, absorbing fanworks, and then it's no longer enough to just read it. She starts writing fanfiction of her own, but she can't ever show the girls, because one of the characters is a bit too much like Carmilla, and that would be awkward.

They don’t need to know that much.

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I drew this in a fugue state last night

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the worst part about running when it's wet outside is that inevitable moment when you step in a too-deep puddle or finally flick up enough water and your shoes become irredeemably soaked. the best part about running when it's wet outside is the moment immediately after, when you accept your sodden fate and start aiming for the puddles because it doesn't matter anymore, you already have lakes in your shoes so you might as well have some fun. this is a metaphor

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The girls are in love with her work, despite not knowing Sera is the author. She writes their favorite series and, whenever they start to get into a new fandom, she's getting in it too. Sera is trying not to blow her cover when they gush about the author and bind some of her fics.

So Sera having recently moved in with Carmilla is trying to bond with Carmilla's girls. So one day she asks Oddette what's she's doing on her laptop and long story short Oddette introduces Sera to fanfic and AO3. Now Sera having grown up in a strict religious household hasn't really had access to anything like this and in short gets hooked quickly. Don't know much on ages or context of world here.

This could easily apply to the regular Seramilla-verse. Sera wants to learn more about the things Odette and Clara enjoy, so they make her watch one of their favorite shows together. Something that is rife with shipping, lore, and discourse -- the main ingredients for fandom. She gets addicted right along with them, and it's a nice special interest they share for a while.

Then Sera learns through osmosis about the concept of fandom, and about AO3. She spends hours reading, absorbing fanworks, and then it's no longer enough to just read it. She starts writing fanfiction of her own, but she can't ever show the girls, because one of the characters is a bit too much like Carmilla, and that would be awkward.

They don’t need to know that much.

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“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

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There was this guy in the 1800s - I can't remember his name, but his name is recorded somewhere - who honestly argued that if given the choice between a beautiful woman and a heron, deep down in their most earnest true heart, every man would rather fuck the heron. And he got mad when people denied this, continuing to deny this what he had decided must be an universal truth, instead of praising him for being the only one who was brave enough to finally say it out loud. Like he really thought that every single person telling him "Jesse what the hell are you talking about" was not only denying him, but denying themselves their true desires and perpetuating the apparently massive cultural lie that herons aren't fuckable.

Anyway what I'm saying here is that every once in a while whenever you find yourself in a situation where nobody else is willing to agree with something that you consider the most obvious truth, take a moment to meditate on the possibility that perhaps they do mean what they say, and perhaps they are right. Maybe nobody else but you wants to fuck the heron.

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also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse

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Unfortunately, KM3NeT led to the discovery of the Pauli anglerfish, which emits Cherenkov radiation to prey on neutrino researchers.

KM3NeT [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Ponytail is presenting to Cueball and Megan on a drop down screen.] [On the screen is a side view of a deep-water telescope, attached to the bedrock, floating in the ocean. It looks like four series of circles stringed together from the ground.] Ponytail: The KM3NeT deep-water telescope detects the flashes of Cherenkov light from neutrino interactions. Cueball: How do you know you aren't just seeing bioluminescent fish? Ponytail: Cherenkov radiation is only emitted when things exceed the local speed of light, so it can't be produced by under-c life.

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This is cinema actually

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Not only did my fried rice panel take off in a way I wasn't expecting but my POST about the fried rice panel also took off in a way I wasn't expecting please let me rest