co-captain-jimmy

[co-captain-jimmy]

... Tell them to get the fuck away from me.

If that's the case wouldn't getting ladies pregnant be wpreg?

... Yeah... I guess so... But why are you asking me what the fuck Mpreg is?

[co-captain-jimmy]

If that's the case wouldn't getting ladies pregnant be wpreg?

... Yeah... I guess so... But why are you asking me what the fuck Mpreg is?

[co-captain-jimmy]

Jim what does mpreg mean

Getting a man pregnant, Curly. That's what it fucking means.

[co-captain-jimmy]

let me impreg you

No fucking thank you.

[co-captain-jimmy]

Then how about Jim here gives you one of the best nights of your life, hm? How would that make you feel, good girl? You'd be willing to accept that as award? Maybe I'll never let you do whatever you want this time around. How's that sound, sweetness?

". . ." "Am I good, Jim..? Like.. a good, girl or whatever..?"

-@specialgalofthetulpar

Mm... Well I don't know... Have you been trying to act like a good girl or have you been acting naughty and hoping I wouldn't figure it out eventually?

[co-captain-jimmy]

Then maybe you've earned yourself a little reward, what do you say pet? You wanna reward for being a good pet for Jimmy? Because I'll happily give you one.

". . ." "Am I good, Jim..? Like.. a good, girl or whatever..?"

-@specialgalofthetulpar

Mm... Well I don't know... Have you been trying to act like a good girl or have you been acting naughty and hoping I wouldn't figure it out eventually?

[co-captain-jimmy]

Then I'd say you're being a very fucking good girl. Very good indeed. Always good for your Jimmy, Hm?

". . ." "Am I good, Jim..? Like.. a good, girl or whatever..?"

-@specialgalofthetulpar

Mm... Well I don't know... Have you been trying to act like a good girl or have you been acting naughty and hoping I wouldn't figure it out eventually?

[co-captain-jimmy]

". . ." "Am I good, Jim..? Like.. a good, girl or whatever..?"

-@specialgalofthetulpar

Mm... Well I don't know... Have you been trying to act like a good girl or have you been acting naughty and hoping I wouldn't figure it out eventually?

[co-captain-jimmy]

How? By snapping your fingers and wishing on a fucking star?

I want a little brother pls dad

... I'm not sure how to complete that request.

[co-captain-jimmy]

... Yeah. Like it's that fucking easy.

I want a little brother pls dad

... I'm not sure how to complete that request.

[co-captain-jimmy]

And what the hell am I supposed to do about that shit?

I want a little brother pls dad

... I'm not sure how to complete that request.

[co-captain-jimmy]

... OH yeah! I fucking get pregnant!

I want a little brother pls dad

... I'm not sure how to complete that request.

[co-captain-jimmy]

Of for fucks sake! Curly! Do you really fucking believe that?

I want a little brother pls dad

... I'm not sure how to complete that request.

[co-captain-jimmy]

I feel like I've been kinda an ass too. We're still friends, hm?

I'm sorry we keep getting into fights. You're my best friend, man.

You have every right to be upset with me. I've been a real ass to you lately.

[co-captain-jimmy]

That'd explain a lot...

I mean idk man, have you checked your bones lately? A few of them could be missing

My bones are perfectly fucking fine!I can move 'em and- Oh shit...

[co-captain-jimmy]

I mean idk man, have you checked your bones lately? A few of them could be missing

My bones are perfectly fucking fine!I can move 'em and- Oh shit...

[co-captain-jimmy]

You know I am 😝

Ew, what the fuck is that fucking thing. Looks like my dad.