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when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

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LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

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Nutella Donuts (Ponchiks)

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When you have to hold down the power button to turn off a device

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What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

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Characters in first-person games never blink.

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When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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There is either a cowboy in your house or there isn’t and you have to deal with that

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me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

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look inside yourself. what do you see. you should at least have a few lungs

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who is tim horton and why does everyone in canada know him

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You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

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Seth Rollins Ladies and Gentlemen.  I can’t with him.

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5.26.16 / 4.17.17

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