This one is called... Commander Shepard. This one is savior of the Citadel. This one would like to answer your questions. But do not engage in reproductive activity with this one. This one has little tolerance for mockery. This one should go. [-]Independent RP blog for Commander Hanar Shepard.[-]
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"This one stands by its offer of clandestine reproductive activity."
Commander Valeria Shepard is Online
"Maybe I’ll just delete my Extranet profile and forget this ever happened …"
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This one regards you with disdain.
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ravanor-meela replied to your post: "So, uh …. y’prob’ly get a shitload of questions ‘bout tentacle-fuckin’, huh?"
"Jus’ so we’re clear, askin’ ‘bout ‘betentacled reproductive activity’ ain’t an invitation for you t’go pokin’ my orifices."
This one thinks you should have mentioned that sooner.
... because this one has already started.
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"So, uh .... y'prob'ly get a shitload of questions 'bout tentacle-fuckin', huh?"
This one is uncertain as to your precise meaning.
This one, however, suspects that this is the first question it has gotten in regards to betentacled reproductive activity.
… from a Krogan.
… female.
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... this one should go.
Oh yeah?!
OH YEAH?!
Well THIS ONE CAN PERFORM EXTREME ACTS OF VIOLENCE ON THE PINK ONE WITH MANY BLADES, GUNS AND HER TEETH!
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This one believes you are not anatomically equipped to fulfill such a request. This one suggests that the human female not worry...
... because this one has many tentacled appendages capable of performing the reproductive act upon her.
NO!
No amount of red sand and ryncol could make me fuck you!
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This one cannot wait for this film to be released.
This one still believes Blasto to be a big stupid jellyfish, however.
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This one will spare you the human female the effort of making such a physical inquiry, by informing her that yes. Yes such a thing would engage in flotation inside of this one's body.
This one wonders why you are curious.
... do you wish to begin partaking in reproductive activity with this one?
No, no don’t fucking start talking. If you talk I am going to shove a dildo through your body and see if it floats around.
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This one is always serious.
This one can, with minimal difficulty, prove the precise extent to which it is serious.
... Always.
... Serious.
cmdr-hanar-shepard started following you
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Are you fucking serious?
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This one directs you to this applicable extranet resource.
WHat do you mean by “Peruse"?!?!?
DEFINE IT!
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This one has been getting many inquiries concerning... information, and the release thereof.
This one has therefore taken the time to assemble this explanation. Should you identity yourself in necessitation of textual enlightenment, this one welcomes you to peruse its encased circumscribed literature at whatever pace you might deem comfortable.
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25 Essential Hanar Expressions by *ToshFraggle
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tenthstreetshepard replied to your post: … … … this one should go.
That’s my line…
This one was not aware the human female had claimed ownership of public utterances.
This one believes words belong to... all of us...
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This one does not understand. The query "what took one so what" is illogically incomprehensible.
This one thinks you should spend more time piloting its ship.
And less time attempting feeble inquiries that lack demonstrative adjectives where appropriate.
cmdrhanarshepard squiggled into the cockpit
Hey, Shep, what took you so….
Joker looked at the formerly human Shepard. Or, at least, he thought the COmmander was human. He blinked.
What.
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This one disagrees. This one has perfect sonority when it comes to recitation of classic cinematic quotes from human history.
... this one can recite others, if the human of bi-laterally symmetrical arrangement of its twenty-third chromosome so wishes to be proved incorrect.
Well, why didn’t you? You were the one that brought it up by asking me “does it feel fortunate?"
So … looking back on that, it seems as if you butchered that quote a helluva lot more than I did, yeah?
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This one is not certain it understands the lack of recognition it is experiencing among the Citadel's population.
This one tires of Turians with malfunctioning ocular sensory input. Of humans with matching arrangement of the twenty-third chromosome projecting their incomprehension. This one also tires of humans who think themselves capable of filling the role of Commander Regards the Reapers with Disdain Shepard.
This one...
... is not impressed.
The aspect of Commander Regards the Reapers with Disdain Shepard... is heretofore replete. Do you wish to argue with this one?
Make this one's day.
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