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SPACEMAN x STOWAWAY edited using After Effects Stowaway is an upcoming movie directed by Joe Penna, starring Anna Kendrick, Shamier Anderson, Toni Collette, and Daniel Dae Kim. Stream on Netflix on April 22.

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💖💞This is the Love SLAP Raid Chain, send this to all of your favorite blogs that you think deserve to hear these encouraging words. In return we ask that those blogs send it to their favorite blogs as well. Everybody deserves to hear a few words of encouragement no matter if you're a small or big account. So let's all fill your dash with positivity! You are amazing. You matter. You are loved.💞💖passing this on💛 (PS: we haven't talked in forever, i miss you, ily!!!)

🥺🥺🥺 I love you, I miss you!! School has just been insanely hectic.

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Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

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Mollie Adams

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I don’t care if we kissed 39 times in the last 30 seconds, I said I want ANOTHER ONE

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INSTAGRAM AU>> Once Upon A Time

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Y’all.......my body is READY!!!

What a Lie We’re In (1/3)

All Emma was doing was trying to be nice. Her roommate didn’t have anywhere to go, so she invited him home for the holidays. She thought it would be fine and Killian would be a good buffer for a week at home with her parents. That is until her ex-boyfriend showed up, and while she was freaking out, Killian told him they were dating.

That would have been fine except her parents overheard it.

(A Christmas Fake Dating AU)

Rating: Mature 

a/n: What? A holiday fake dating story? So original, you say? No one has ever done it before? Especially not me. lol. Forget all of that, and let’s jump into this trope-a-palooza of a holiday story!

Big thank you to @resident-of-storybrooke for reading over this and convincing me that I still know how to write ❤️

ao3: | HERE |

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“Did you eat all of my candy?”

Emma opens another cabinet, looking inside to the wine glasses and tumblers, before closing it. She’s been keeping her bag of candy in the cabinet where they keep their plates and bowls, hidden at the very top behind some reusable water bottles. Killian is a healthy eater, always stocking the fridge with fruits and vegetables and food she doesn’t think is actually real food, so she didn’t think she had to hide her junk food that well.

Hide it, yes. Hide it well, no.

Until now.

“What was that, love?”

Emma slams another cabinet closed and turns to look at Killian. He’s walking out of the bathroom, chest still damp, and only has a white towel wrapped around his waist. When he first moved into the apartment six months ago after Ruby abandoned Emma to go live with Dorothy (live with, get married to, same thing), Emma was taken aback by the lack of clothes wearing Killian partakes in. He’s an attractive man. She’s not blind. He goes to the gym as often as she does, but mostly, he spends a lot of time doing heavy lifting at his job as a contractor since he apparently likes to be hands-on, literally. His body is toned, and the son of the bitch knows it. He also knows he’s got the face to be able to get away with a lot of…well, a lot.

At first, it was all disconcerting, but now, he could walk around with his dick out and Emma wouldn’t care.

What she cares about is where her candy is. That’s the real priority. But she knows Killian will try to use his lack of clothes to distract her. Never worked in the past, not gonna work now, bud.

“My candy,” Emma repeats. “Where is it?”

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ITS SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIE

Prompt: You know those viral campaigns to get a celeb to come to a party as your date? What if as part of a lost bet, Emma has to make a YouTube video asking Killian Jones to be her date to her work Christmas party? Or any party really.

*breaks out Santa hat and elf shoes* It’s December first! I love Christmas, you guys. Like, seriously. I love Christmas, and I happen to have a folder with some holiday-themed ramblings. This one isn’t necessarily a holiday themed one, but it does happen on December first with some Christmas sprinklings. :D

“I’m not doing it.”

“You have to. You lost the bet.”

“There was no contract. I don’t technically have to do it.”

“No, but you would be a sucky friend if you didn’t. Come on, what have you got to lose?”

“The rest of my dignity that isn’t being stomped on and kicked around.”

“See?” Ruby teases, finishing the curl on Emma’s hair, the blonde strands bouncing against her chest. “You’ve got nothing left to lose then.”

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Captain Swan January Joy 2021

It’s here and it’s happening!! Thank you everyone who showed their support!!

This year the mods will be @katie-dub​, @pirateherokillian​, @lassluna​ and @ohmightydevviepuu​ so please give them a big shout out!!

What is January Joy?

This is an event hoping to inspire positivity in the fandom. Every day in January will have a piece of Captain Swan art/fic posted. There’s no required theme/length, it’s whatever you want! 

How to sign up?

Keep a lookout for a sign up post in the coming days! 

You don’t make art/fic and you still want to participate?

You can drop into the discord and cheer everyone on.

Have a prompt that you think would be good for this event?

Send it in! Best way to help is to give some ideas to those struggling to come up with something!

Here’s a link to the last few years creations! This is going to be great.

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I was starring at the promo pic and then my hand slipped.

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imagine not only being a bootlicker, but also being willing to risk thousands of other people’s safety by having ur girlfriend of literally 2 months come from europe to the states during a pandemic and then playing it off as a joke instead and complaining about being harrassed instead 🥰 …yikes how embarrassing.

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Covid is real. It’s not a joke. Please take it seriously and don’t be selfish.

prompt: beca and chloe have been doing the long distance thing for a while, then beca finally gets to go pick chloe up from the airport (preferably on december 27th) 😇

if i was writing this story, she’d be picking her up from the airport tonight 😌💕

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if you say so Swan