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I like how the "Welcome Back" meme always lines up death days with birthdays, because it implies that souls only attach to hosts that have already exited the womb. Perhaps amniotic fluid repels souls (how could we use this?), or perhaps souls cannot differentiate between mother and child until the umbilical cord is severed. But I imagine the most common explanation would be that the soul enters the body via inhalation (at first breath), which would make the soul an airborne parasite. But to answer your question, no I cannot explain the gap in my resume.

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99% of posters quit before they find the perfect wording no one can misunderstand

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How many followers do you have?

it’s only you baby I promise

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me when someone who has been nice to me every single time we've interacted is nice to me:

omg... you dont hate me?....

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Sure Nice Ok heres what i think * Mimes the action of falling to my knees and curling inwards and wordlessly stabbing my self in the stomach with a dagger Over and over and over and over and over and over again*

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blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that

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hey babe im gonna be home late tonight do you mind picking up dinner. yeah sorry the king has us working over time, some fuckin egghead sat on the wall and had a GREAT fall. we've got all the men working on this but idk if we're gonna be able to put him back together again. yeah we've tried the horses. ok bye love you.

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when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure

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oughgh my bed… ohohib boy my bed..

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hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

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im going to cry. she want s to kick me so bad but im not there for her. its not fair. its not fair to either of us.

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i have final destination premonitions all the time but instead of seeing death i see all the possible liquids i could knock onto my laptop