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every ZUN interview reads like

Q: Touhou is your life’s work. What does Touhou mean to you?

A: it’s something to pass the time when I’m drunk. [Laughs]

Q: Have you read any books in the last year?

A: I’m scared that as I grow older, it’s harder to push yourself out of your comfort zones. Routines become more habit than anything that enriches your life. I’ve been trying to read more, but it’s hard. If I read a good book, I want to talk about it, but I’m scared that means my love is turned into something other than love. Which is to say, no.

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sitting in bed cheerfully thinking about the sumireko-yakumo culture war

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hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

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any advice for college? im 3 days in & already want to mysteriously disappear during my next bathroom break

start a psychosexual relationship with one specific and convenient vending machine

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all porn online is basal and revolting so ive started jerking it to the smell of isopropyl alcohol

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girlfriend found the yaoi

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That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

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uwahhh that last slice was soooo good... surely one more savory delectable bite of "Dr. Soak's Showertime Delight: A Secret Sopping Suck-fuI of Wet Shmeatzza" wouldnt hurt... ok! here i go!

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uhhhhm my favorite animes is dandadan and dororo and dorohedoro and dodohoho and bobobobobobo and lalalalala and teehee

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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

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Not meant to be an AU, just a silly crossover design challenge thing! Mostly because I had the thought "Kasen is extremely Ralsei-like" which of course was followed by "surely I can draw the WaHH trio as the Deltarune trio, they share so many similarities" followed by the incredibly scary string of words "Yukari Gaster" manifesting in my brain, at which point I knew I was going too far and slowly loosing myself to madness and had to stop.

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It was so hard drawing so many fiddlfords on one art😭