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[clowntownlore]

Does someone have an appointment for 4/25/21 at 24:00?

I believe the hour between midnights was merely when the jester was taken. I could be wrong, however, as I often am

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Prophet, is there any way we can help you? Make you stop withering?

my power comes from the well-being of clownkind. my essence is within each and every clown, and is the connecting thread that unites your kind. if you are flourishing, i in turn will grow in strength. i believe that some among your kind refer to me as “the last laugh,” or more commonly, “the void”

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can you tell us whats happened to the jester?

the jester was captured by the enemy. I believe that they awakened her “other half” as it was. I fear you must now consider her the enemy, also

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what is hunting the prophet?

I am not being hunted so much as I am withering, but I nonetheless appreciate your concern. Under normal circumstances, I find curiosity to be a wonderful quality

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Is it a coincidence that clowntown got fucked up once Reagan got there? Not a big fan of the guy

my apologies, I was not focusing on the events of the town, as I was otherwise occupied. As such, I cannot offer you a satisfactory answer

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how many of 'them' did the prophet take out?

i do not believe I have ever caused direct harm to others, though my existence is not without moral complications

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don't like the prophet then? don't like clowns? what'd they do to you?

my only beef with the prophet is that I wish they’d die faster, and I’d say it’s more of ‘what I did to them’

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oh dope. they dead now or they just out for a bit? also what the fuck are either of you.

all I’ve done is grab your questions before they reach the prophet. funny that you think i’d help a clown find answers, though

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Forgive me, your clowncellence. I seek not to overstep. I come as a humble fool to beg of you wisdom. Might we know more about yourself, not as you are but as you were? How did you come to be and what has your relation to clowns been?

the prophet ain’t home right now, kiddo. though I doubt they’d appreciate the whole ‘clowncellence’ schtick even if i hadn’t snatched your petty questions

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Prophet, are cows predators to clowns? What is cowtown? Is there a war? Do they have a system of cow types like the clowns? Are they simply savage beasts?

well now, I dare say you’re getting ahead of yourself, clownling

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What commandments have you for your clown disciples? I devote my life to clown town

I not a being of law nor power. I merely am. I have no desire to lead, and the prospect of disciples repulses me.

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Pardon, prophet but do you know of any twitch streamers? Given that I cannot expect you to know such petty matters, what of humans who attempt to mingle with your clowns or clowns who might be passing themselves off as human? Plainly, your clowncellence, do you know of one by the name of Fiona and what be their role?

I know of the jester, and I know that their time is limited. I warned them that their curiosity would be their demise, and they chose not to heed my warning. It is a sad fate, to be twisted against one’s own kind.

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Escuse me prophet do u wanna come to my birthday party? There will be streamers and music and dancing and also laser tag but everyone must wear a mask

I do not have a physical form with which to attend your celebration. However, I wish you well, as is customary for your kind.

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u cool bro but. just wanna say, there are better foods out there... cake is. fun and good? have present, courtesy of luis

your idols vex me, but i can see that malice is not your intent

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What type of clown is their Clowncellence?

i am not a clown.

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What's ur favorite type of sandwich? I like mustard and bread.

I do not eat, not as beings of flesh do. However, I have always wished to know what a peanut butter sandwich tastes like.