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this should not have gagged me as hard as it did

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The Gulf of Mexico’s EEZ: Who has economic control over its waters?

by javo2804/reddit

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it's devastating to see the aftermath of the israeli genocide on gaza. an entire city that was a home to two million people has been turned into rubble and made into a mass grave for hundreds of thousands of people.

we maintain hope that gaza will be rebuilt. that her people will return and be able to live with some sense of normalcy despite the events of the last fifteen months.

it's just so surreal to see people believe that the fight for a free palestine is over and that we've 'won'. a ceasefire is a very crucial step but it is the first of many steps in the liberation of palestine.

im here to remind you to continue to escalate for palestine until it is free. continue to help in whatever way you can. continue to donate to families who are trying to recover from the horrors they've survived. continue to care for other human beings.

i also request you to donate to alaa's fundraiser and help her give a better life to her children. her fundraiser has been verified.

please donate here

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This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor

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i really like in fiction when they're like oh no!!! the bad guys are about to win!!! and Character Who Keeps Trying To Sacrifice Themself For The Greater Good is like. gentlemen i have an idea

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btw while people continue to fight the system don't forget about Undue Medical Debt (formerly RIP Medical Debt), a charity that buys and forgives medical debt. on average a donation of $10 will forgive $1,000 of medical debt.

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i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

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i thought you were 22? it says 23 in ur bio

you're never gonna believe what happened to me

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Nice penis, but I really don’t care. I need to get back to the lab.

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terrible influence tour idea. leading up to the tour beginning there's a lot of wedding related hints being dropped. the phandom thinks it's a hard launch. but instead dan and phil become ordained ministers and at every show two people in the audience get married whether they want to or not. phan ships back

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Turned on TikTok today and got a video from Spiders Georg. Amazing.

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I think it would be so funny if the Pope excommunicated JD Vance

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Quit your job. Castiel will provide