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clownpuppysposts 3 days ago
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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.
Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)
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clownpuppysposts 3 days ago
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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.
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clownpuppysposts 4 days ago
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Normalize being kind & supportive for no reason
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clownpuppysposts 4 days ago
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Anyway, people with brain damage I love you. People who have had strokes I love you, especially if you're told you were "too young" to have one. People who acquired your brain damage by less common means such as infection, lack of oxygen at birth or degenerative disease, I love you. People with moderate and severe brain damage, I love you. People who lost their sight or hearing or ability to speak because of their brain damage, I love you. People who have paralysis from their brain damage, I love you. People with amnesia and severe cognitive issues from their brain damage, I love you.
You are not a punchline, you haven't lost your humanity, your thoughts and opinions are as valuable as anyone else's. We deserve respect.
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clownpuppysposts 4 days ago
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remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate
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clownpuppysposts 4 days ago
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im glad whoever made this photo helpfully added a red circle so i could spot the alien but im still not sure where the alien is. could someone please magnify the alien so i can see it. i cant find any
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clownpuppysposts 5 days ago
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clownpuppysposts 5 days ago
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as much as I love portrayals of the sun and moon as a (lesbian) couple, the greeks were really on to something when they said "actually they're siblings who disapprove of each other's life choices"
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clownpuppysposts 5 days ago
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if you are stinky and wretched please remember to wash your you. then you may still be wretched but at least you won't be stinky.
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clownpuppysposts 5 days ago
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Hey so being mad at if your name is in someones symbol based AAC, what photos/symbols they use to represent words in their AAC, if their AAC has "inappropriate" words in, not prioritising manners when working on AAC and learning the word no on their AAC thats actually really extremely weird and you are weird for that.
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clownpuppysposts 5 days ago
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clownpuppysposts 5 days ago
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have you heard of it!! it's called safe following distance on freeway. yeah it's the new trend that all the. cool&fuckable people are doing. or so ive heard. anyways probably worth trying
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clownpuppysposts 5 days ago
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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite
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clownpuppysposts 5 days ago
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Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We鈥檙e working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.
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clownpuppysposts 5 days ago
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clownpuppysposts 8 days ago
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who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times
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clownpuppysposts 8 days ago
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ao3 turns 15 today
reblog if youre older than ao3
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