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Having moment where I think so hard about fictional character but there is no new content and I don’t feel like doing anything so I am just sitting here vibrating at maximum speed rotating said character in my mind

^Visual representation

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Actually making your selfinsert overpowered and friends with all your faves and a hybrid of the coolest species and in a relationship with your crush and the long lost sibling of the villain is called having fun and its cool as fuck

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im a boy who looks like a pretty girl. by choice. its on purpose. its just like cuttlefish

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I am not even a little bit sorry for the person I become when there’s new content about my favorite fictional character.  You live by the fictional character hyperfixation, you die by the twenty plus posts I’m forcing you all to see about my Blorbo.

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Me talking about my blorbos

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“Your f/o is out of character” bold of you to assume I care about canon in the first place

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there are certain characters that i am just an expert on. anything i say is canon. if you disagree with me youre wrong

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i think selfshippers should be allowed to imagine their f/o being the one who crushed on them first. i see so many selfshippers having it the other way around and stuff which is adorable! but! i like the idea of your f/o totally crushing on you and you slowly developing feelings back! like! cmon that’s so cute 😭

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my best talent is ignoring my f/o’s canon love interest

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a fictional man: *is kinda fucked up*

me: i want him so bad

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ok but who else here has been selfshipping literally their whole lives? i mean, the way ive interacted w fiction has always been selfshipping ever since i was a little kid. ive always had crushes on characters and selfshipped w them... who else?? o3o

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i call this the ‘I’m normal about media’ moodboard

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as a black selfshipper, if you yourself are not black and you keep using the word simp to describe your selfship experiences, i'm BEGGING you to read up the history behind that word and stop over using it so much like it's just a cute little word to say how much you love something. AAVE is not a cute dictionary for you white kids to take and make it your own.

WHITE/NONBLACK PPL R ENCOURAGED TO REBLOG BUT DO NOT CLOWN ON THIS POST

PRO SHIPPERS DO NOT INTERACT

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this is a healthy reminder that ur anime boyfie is hopelessly in love w you and his friends tease him about how he blushes when they mention you

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i know this is absolutely wild to ponder but nb people using gendered language isnt some kinda gotchya. u waiting for nb people to use gendered language on themselve to ‘prove’ theyre not really nb or to force them to adhere 2 yr binary alignments is actually in fact really shitty 2 do! god forbid people use binary approximations of their gender bc its not like 99% of anything american or english is based in the premise of binary gender

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MENS CHESTS

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