I'm Stormy, she/her pronouns. Firefighter in training.
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tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS
#Kitty look#Bekah look#we should get you guys some roller skates to keep up with my long ass legs haha
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Put your Hogwarts House, your Pokemon Go team, and your star sign in the tags
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Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
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This is mesmerizing to watch.
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Whoever writes Team Rocket-style mottos for the Pokemon Go teams earns my undying gratitude.
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so instead of fighting in civil war, thor decided to lead a briefly normal life under the secret identity of kevin and work for the ghostbusters as their receptionist
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Reblog Money Pidgey within 30 seconds and you will be blessed with all the rare Pokémon for the next seven days.
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i hate when you become self-aware of yourself blinking
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Friend who lives in the city: Yeah I caught a jynx and a rapidash and and arcanine
Me who lives in a neighborhood in the woods: well I have 43 rattatatas and 80 pidgeys
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Hufflepuff: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Slytherin: Look, I understand that this is a tense situation but let's watch the fucking language.
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Reblog if you’re Team Mystic
Reblog here for Team Valor
Reblog here for Team Instinct
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Reblog if you want your followers to put the Pokémon they think best represents you into your ask box.
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The purest friendships are the ones where you stare at each other like it’s the camera on the office whenever someone says something dumb
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