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Now that we’ve got confirmation (like we didn’t already figure it out lol) that Rio is Death, I wanna say again how wicked it is that the Green Witch is this foreboding reaper figure.

I feel like there’s a temptation to make earthy witch characters like her a mother figure, or a maiden or something like that, focused on the “life” portion of nature. But nature is death. It is an endless cycle of decay and rebirth and decay again. All roads lead to Her.

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

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Kamala: "My mother was middle class and she worked hard to give us a home. I worked hard to be a successful businesswoman. Vote for me and I will provide actual answers to questions."

Trump: "My dad only gave me a few million dollars when I was born. I turned it into billions. People are surprised by how many billions I have. I'm so relatable. Vote for me and I'll get rid of the transgender aliens haunting the solar panels. No hate to the solar panels, by the way."

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Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

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500+ pages and they didn't even kiss.

I'm done w teen books LMAO

Can't believe I spent all day burried in that for a "brush of the lips" we need a warning system for this shit

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So, I have pretty bad ocd. heavy skin/nail picker. Recently, I lost my nail trimmers. Last night I had a dream I found them and was able to cleanly trim my nails.

This lead to me waking up and actually finding the trimmers! Easily! Thanks, brain.

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Violently? Probably pretty screwed.

Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you

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Going to drive around real slow and blast ice cream truck music.

Give the neighbors a quick hit of disappointment

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The best resolution to a missing persons case ever was that developmentally disabled person who walked off in 1986 saying he "wanted to be a cowboy in Texas", starting a twenty-one year search for him on the assumption he died somewhere in the desert or was murdered, only for everyone to discover that he had spent those decades working as a cowboy on a ranch in Texas. Missing persons investigators rarely consider that maybe they achieved their dreams

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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Went to pay bill bc I thought I was behind but I was NOT.

reading comprehension stats were down bc its early.

Long story short I paid it way ahead of time so I may struggle to eat now but at least I have internet for a hot minute

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I love when singers think maybe their song requires a little prerequisite information so they just cover it real fast so everyone’s on the same page. I love that TLC opens No Scrubs quickly reviewing exactly what a scrub is and when ABBA was like “just in case you didn’t know, famed 19th century militant ruler Napoleon Bonaparte was defeated in the battle of Waterloo. We though perhaps not everyone would know that. Alright, so moving on to my love life, which is similar to that actually,”