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the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven

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o spirit of thog i call upon u. assist me to not caare

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does anyone care

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can't believe i got hyperfixated on far cry which has a dead fandom and the next game i'm genuinely getting brain worms over right now is fucking sleeping dogs... the 2012 game with a company that shut down... do yall know if i type in sleeping dogs on tumblr dot com's tag the first thing that shows up is literal dogs sleeping... there's only 19 (nineteen) sleeping dogs fics on ao3...

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blocked and unfollowed sucked and swallowed i don’t care. i don’t care

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hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

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laptop: PLEASE place me on a hard surface that does not obstruct my cooling fan I am begging you

me: shut up we are going to snuggle in bed :)

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wikipedia is good

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George Costanza

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the average person has a perfectly legitimate reason for not wanting to show up in a medical journal: it means that there was something interesting wrong with you. that's fine

my neurotic reason is because it's the scientific equivalent of being in a doctor's cringe compilation

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What if there was a immature young man who worked as a cook in a fast food restaurant and could not get a driver’s license despite his best efforts? Now imagine he is a sponge.

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fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

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I'm gonna start a new aesthetic, it's called "badpunk". It's an alternate retro sci-fi look except all the technology is terrible and looks bad. Somebody add pictures, I need examples.

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