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Okay so that post about getting stabbed by your guitar strings is probably from when you were a teenager but I have been informed that it only happens if you wind them the wrong way around. And now I’m anxious about whether I accidentally did it wrong last time

anything can attack you at any time so it's of utmost importance that you're as scared as possible as often as possible. watch out

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this advice is too late for the person I was going to give it to so I'll just say it in its own post

caffeine on a full stomach makes me feel the mirth and excitement of a noble who was challenged to a duel by a scrawny peasant (specifically, a peasant who does not know that royalty may select a champion in their stead)

caffeine on an empty stomach makes me feel like that noble's inbred son with every disease, Piotr the Bewitched, who everyone is independently trying to assassinate

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BLOODBORNE 2??

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You didn't pre-order that figure that had a pre order window of 2 weeks 6 years ago and how it's $700 on ebay

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When last of all the gamers die

the gods will raise a mourning cry;

"No lane to rush, no pub to stop."

Carried 'pon the psychopomp

to dusking grove of twilit trees

to pwn among hesperides.

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I just find it a bit exhausting that we spend so much time arguing about semantics. So much quibbling over exact wording when in reality most people don't know that he invented a special glue that can let you walk up and down anything.

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Blood Meridian episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog.

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What if I'm ok with being killed by the demon blade. What if I know that's my ultimate destiny and I just want to love in the meantime?

it won't let you

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GO NO FURTHER

THERE IS EVERYTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY DEEM WORTHY OF DYING FOR HIDDEN AWAY IN THE NARROW PARTS OF THIS CAVE WHERE YOU HAVE TO TAKE OFF YOUR OXYGEN TANK AND PUSH IT AHEAD OF YOU

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as Halloween is coming up, I just want everyone to know that trick-or-treaters when going door to door instead of candy might be getting the belief that irrigation is the future

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calling baal "baal" is really funny. love him or hate him, he's got you using the proper title thousands of years down the line

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*proposing to my prog rock gf* will you marry me

her: Yes. (prog rock reference)

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one of the scariest things about the great unknown of the future is what we already do know. if you want a glimpse of the future, imagine irrigation.

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listen, buddy: if you want a picture of the future, imagine a controlled amount of water applied on a field of crops -- for ever.

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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troll mcdonald’s cashier: do you want fries with that to make it a combo meal

terezi: harvey what should i do

the apparition of tommy lee jones two-face that lives in her head: [flips the coin] [it lands on heads] get the fries