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Blood Meridian episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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What if I'm ok with being killed by the demon blade. What if I know that's my ultimate destiny and I just want to love in the meantime?
it won't let you
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GO NO FURTHER
THERE IS EVERYTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY DEEM WORTHY OF DYING FOR HIDDEN AWAY IN THE NARROW PARTS OF THIS CAVE WHERE YOU HAVE TO TAKE OFF YOUR OXYGEN TANK AND PUSH IT AHEAD OF YOU
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as Halloween is coming up, I just want everyone to know that trick-or-treaters when going door to door instead of candy might be getting the belief that irrigation is the future
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calling baal "baal" is really funny. love him or hate him, he's got you using the proper title thousands of years down the line
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*proposing to my prog rock gf* will you marry me
her: Yes. (prog rock reference)
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one of the scariest things about the great unknown of the future is what we already do know. if you want a glimpse of the future, imagine irrigation.
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listen, buddy: if you want a picture of the future, imagine a controlled amount of water applied on a field of crops -- for ever.
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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies
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troll mcdonald’s cashier: do you want fries with that to make it a combo meal
terezi: harvey what should i do
the apparition of tommy lee jones two-face that lives in her head: [flips the coin] [it lands on heads] get the fries
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Reddit Thread - Hakuno Kishinami's MyRoom Lines
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The demon swordsman seems to cleave the flesh at night
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The Visigoths turn their eyes towards Target
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Well this bell could be tolling for anybody
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portal coffee shop au but glados is a vindictive keurig
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oh! I get it now! we will be enriched by the creation of additional primordial slugs
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