clocktowerlodger
Sol Victus
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clocktowerlodger · 3 days ago
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Blood Meridian episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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clocktowerlodger · 26 days ago
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What if I'm ok with being killed by the demon blade. What if I know that's my ultimate destiny and I just want to love in the meantime?
it won't let you
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clocktowerlodger · 28 days ago
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GO NO FURTHER
THERE IS EVERYTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY DEEM WORTHY OF DYING FOR HIDDEN AWAY IN THE NARROW PARTS OF THIS CAVE WHERE YOU HAVE TO TAKE OFF YOUR OXYGEN TANK AND PUSH IT AHEAD OF YOU
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clocktowerlodger · 1 month ago
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as Halloween is coming up, I just want everyone to know that trick-or-treaters when going door to door instead of candy might be getting the belief that irrigation is the future
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clocktowerlodger · 1 month ago
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calling baal "baal" is really funny. love him or hate him, he's got you using the proper title thousands of years down the line
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clocktowerlodger · 1 month ago
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*proposing to my prog rock gf* will you marry me
her: Yes. (prog rock reference)
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clocktowerlodger · 1 month ago
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one of the scariest things about the great unknown of the future is what we already do know. if you want a glimpse of the future, imagine irrigation.
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clocktowerlodger · 1 month ago
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listen, buddy: if you want a picture of the future, imagine a controlled amount of water applied on a field of crops -- for ever.
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clocktowerlodger · 1 month ago
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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies
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clocktowerlodger · 2 months ago
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troll mcdonald’s cashier: do you want fries with that to make it a combo meal
terezi: harvey what should i do
the apparition of tommy lee jones two-face that lives in her head: [flips the coin] [it lands on heads] get the fries
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clocktowerlodger · 2 months ago
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Reddit Thread - Hakuno Kishinami's MyRoom Lines
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clocktowerlodger · 2 months ago
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The demon swordsman seems to cleave the flesh at night
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clocktowerlodger · 2 months ago
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The Visigoths turn their eyes towards Target
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clocktowerlodger · 2 months ago
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oh my god
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clocktowerlodger · 2 months ago
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Well this bell could be tolling for anybody
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clocktowerlodger · 2 months ago
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portal coffee shop au but glados is a vindictive keurig
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clocktowerlodger · 2 months ago
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oh! I get it now! we will be enriched by the creation of additional primordial slugs
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