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i can't fucking take supernatural seriously sometimes i mean jared will be giving one hell of a fucking performance and sam is crying and shit and then it cuts to dean and jensen is looking straight at the camera like

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weevil 821

via

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adam and eve apple. quote translates to “I am your half”

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getting people into animorphs is so hard. yes its a fantastic series that can change you fundamentally if read as a kid and maybe also as an adult. yes its ~60 books that are ultimately shortish kids books written in the 90s. no i cannot make that more palatable. yes i still think you should read a few

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there's something to be said about the choice to use "prince" as the main signifier of military rank for the andalites. because it kinda obscures the truth of the situation, doesn't it? a group of kids getting magic powers from an alien prince sounds whimsical and delightful. a group of kids getting pulled into a war by an alien colonel sounds tragic and horrible. the slow reveal of what "prince" actually means over the course of the early books is perhaps the most underrated twist of the entire series, because it fundamentally recontextualizes the entire premise of the series without the reader even consciously realizing it.

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its just one of those days

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Just listed these little guys on my website! I'm super excited to be expanding this species list (especially making my way through all the Psyllobora) so keep an eye out for future sculptures. 🐞

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HIIIIII

HELLLOOOOOOO :3c

i hope you're doing well dearest wyrm ^_^

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björk’s custom alexander mcqueen pearl beaded bridal gown for her ‘pagan poetry’ video 2001 

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enough of this. I need to get the skin of my inner thighs pinched by the joints of someone’s plate armor

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Collection

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Aberystwyth

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i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth

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I made some more bugs today

There's a June beetle, rosy maple moth, Jerusalem cricket, trilobite beetle, ladybug, red Goliath beetle, acorn weevil, Japanese rhino beetle, two Hercules beetles (one green and one yellow), luna moth, and a clown isopod