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clitoral-minded · 7 hours ago
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clitoral-minded · 1 day ago
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wait i literally like to play and draw
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clitoral-minded · 1 day ago
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calling in to work sick with a “weird dream”
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clitoral-minded · 1 day ago
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clitoral-minded · 1 day ago
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clitoral-minded · 1 day ago
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i genuinely think ocd is incredibly underdiagnosed bc i will see people posting what are obvious rituals, compulsions, intrusive thoughts, spiralling, hyper morality, etc and its like Have You Considered This Might Be An Issue
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clitoral-minded · 1 day ago
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we need more cutesy fake-innocent doms. giggly, hair-twirly, "but puppyyyyyy i wanna playyyy :3" with a shock collar remote in its hand
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clitoral-minded · 2 days ago
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i think there’s something to be said about how the gig economy makes things ostensibly more convenient but also worse. and not just like, doordash guys take too long to get to you so your food is cold. but because the business model is centered around a million people doing work without any familiarity with what theyre doing and decentralized from the businesses they’re working with, you get service that’s being reinvented from scratch every time it’s purchased.
it happens all the time that I’ll order an uber and when they pick me up, they’ll just stop in the middle of the street with their hazards on, making me dodge traffic to get to them and pissing off the cars around them. and then I’ll get in the car and chat with the driver and find out they’re actually from two counties over and they’ve never driven here before, so they don’t know where parking is or whether they’re heading to a wide open parking lot or a busy downtown. and then you start to realize that they’re not being a dick, they’re just given as little information as possible every time they pick up a ride so they have to just guess how and where to pick up a passenger. and since they’re paid by ride, they’re incentivized to pick you up as fast as possible. and all the people who cared about finding a safe place to pick you up quit the app or stopped doing that so all you’re left with is the pissed off cockroach motherfuckers.
and then you see that this happens with every fucking app. doordash sucks because you pay 8 million dollars for delivery and you still have to hike half a mile to find the guy because he got lost in your apartment complex. Instacart sucks because the guy picking your groceries couldn’t care less about getting ripe fruit and replaces your heavy cream with shaving cream. customer support for all this sucks because the guy helping you can’t do anything more than offer you $5 credit, beg for your forgiveness, and hope you get out of the queue fast enough for him to go to the bathroom. because all of them aren’t given enough time to do a good job or enough money to care.
and every time a gig worker makes the experience suck for you, it’s a rational decision. they’re evaluating the money they’re being paid and if it’s worth getting paid less to do a good job, and correctly deciding that it isn’t. so you can’t even get mad, because you’d do it too. and so the company manages to pass on its race to the bottom to its lowest-paid employees.
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clitoral-minded · 2 days ago
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clitoral-minded · 2 days ago
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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact
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clitoral-minded · 2 days ago
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"more men should be diagnosed with bpd" is such a funny take to hear when you're antipsych. "more men should be diagnosed with hysterical woman disorder". you know what fine why not
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clitoral-minded · 2 days ago
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my gender is anime girl. not to be confused with girl
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clitoral-minded · 3 days ago
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instead of calling it "roleplay" what if we called it "playing pretend"
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clitoral-minded · 3 days ago
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clitoral-minded · 3 days ago
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the social norm of “its your ethical responsibility to be constantly aware of, and angry about, every bad thing happening in the world at all times, even if you can’t possibly do anything about it” is possibly the best way I can imagine to create burnout and cynicism and depression in a population, so good job guys
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clitoral-minded · 3 days ago
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*Dom voice* You've been a very nuanced girl
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clitoral-minded · 4 days ago
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