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The dating world in Raging Bull works the way incels think the real dating world works.

So, for reasons unclear to both myself and God, I'm watching Raging Bull (1980) and... How do I put this? I'm gonna say BAFFLED.

I'm BAFFLED by how little rizz was needed to fuck somebody during the 70s. Robert De Niro has the most cringe date a modern human being could possibly think of, to the point where I think it's a Taxi Driver type thing where it shows how alienated he is from the rest of the world, only for the date to end with him nailing the baddest bitch in the neighborhood sloppy style.

This cabbage lookin' motherfucker damn near acted like Tomoko for the entire date and the fact it worked genuinely gave me whiplash.

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De Niro: Sit closer to me. *girl moves one chair closer - resting bitch face* De Niro: Sit... um... sit closer to me. *girl sits in his lap - resting bitch face* De Niro: Um... You wanna see the rest of the house? De Niro: *points to bird cage* This is a bird... it was a bird. It's dead now, I think...

Me: Wow, Scorsese actually made a statement here about how being a toxic male makes you unable to interact with women WAIT NO THEY'RE KISSING WHAT THE FUCK

So, for reasons unclear to both myself and God, I'm watching Raging Bull (1980) and... How do I put this? I'm gonna say BAFFLED.

I'm BAFFLED by how little rizz was needed to fuck somebody during the 70s. Robert De Niro has the most cringe date a modern human being could possibly think of, to the point where I think it's a Taxi Driver type thing where it shows how alienated he is from the rest of the world, only for the date to end with him nailing the baddest bitch in the neighborhood sloppy style.

This cabbage lookin' motherfucker damn near acted like Tomoko for the entire date and the fact it worked genuinely gave me whiplash.

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So, for reasons unclear to both myself and God, I'm watching Raging Bull (1980) and... How do I put this? I'm gonna say BAFFLED.

I'm BAFFLED by how little rizz was needed to fuck somebody during the 70s. Robert De Niro has the most cringe date a modern human being could possibly think of, to the point where I think it's a Taxi Driver type thing where it shows how alienated he is from the rest of the world, only for the date to end with him nailing the baddest bitch in the neighborhood sloppy style.

This cabbage lookin' motherfucker damn near acted like Tomoko for the entire date and the fact it worked genuinely gave me whiplash.

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I usually hate the amount of censorship on modern social media, but it did make stories where people get killed by a truck funnier.

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iconic!

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kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

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They kidnap your gf's dog and threaten to kill him if she attempts to sucky

I fully understand that most sex-related studies are for obvious reasons probably not using a double blind protocol, but I have to confess that every time I see a journal headline about, say, the health benefits of oral sex or whatnot, the first question that pops into my mind is "how do you administer a placebo blowjob?"

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When the gay subtext is so strong it makes your dick sparkle

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3 gay kids and their straight uncle

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Someone do a wrestling version I have exams rn

which one is gonna win this year?

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Today on minor moments that refuse to leave my mind: New Japan Jon Moxley forgetting the Japanese don't speak English and having 10000 people wish him good morning mid-death threat.

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I think my favorite thing about the NFL right now is that everyone calls the Jets quarterback "That Motherfucker Zack Wilson", so all non-football fans think: "Man, Zack Wilson must be an asshole..."

...but no, Zack's a sweetheart. He's just publicly into MILFs.

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I graduated several months ago, but I still don't know what Yoshi-Hashi said. PLEASE

reminder that yoshi-hashi once cut a ""promo"" so bad he made nakamura and ishii corpse for 30 seconds straight

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I'm crying Sammy Guevara didn't get listed as a ringside friend but THE HAT did

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Reality show confessionals are just anime battle dialogue for middle age white women.

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Crime and Punishment is literally required reading in 7th grade where am I?

crime and punishment...obscure literature....hello?

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