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can you tell im insufferable irl?

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Stop looking respectfully and start looking like a bitch in heat

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A full non-playing/sideline scene pack of Justin during the Cincinnati game (Hottie Super Bowl)

Video by yours truly 🫡

(c): SNF on NBC

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have you ever tried... this one ?

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The hug we were all waiting for 😭

Joe’s face breaks my heart tho

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behind every cool guy is an even cooler ex girlfriend who made them cool in the first place

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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baby i can help you blur the lines between platonic and romantic relationships sooo easily

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reaching the point of hyperfixation where I can no longer engage with it due to the nausea that I experience at the mere thought of seeing it on my screen is the closest I’ve ever been to being diagnosed with female hysteria

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Veronica blends in

Flower District, Manhattan, NY 2018.

Nikon 35ti | Kodak Ultramax 400

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I feel like at least some jocks are just autistic people with a special interest in sports.

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gay men who don’t acknowledge trans men as actual men

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god my absolute favorite feeling is devouring a book, when you get so into the pages and the words that you have to stop your eyes from skipping lines and force yourself to read every word, when you’re so impatient for what happens next that you can’t sit still while reading, when you have to re read whole pages because you were too busy predicting and anticipating that you missed the actual events, when you read a part that’s too good for words and you have to close the book and scream into your pillow, that’s what reading a truly great book is about and the feeling is even better when you haven’t found a book like that in a long time and then you stumble across one and something inside of you awakens

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NFL fangirls favorite white boy QBs for Week 11

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look at that SASSY STRUT