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message to all bitches

please survive

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tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

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I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

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kagome’s hot girl summer was falling down a well and falling in love with a furry stapled to a tree

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It's Zhongchi banner time 🔶💧 (and I ain't even pulling for either 😭)

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quaso

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childe getting accused of the serial disappearances, which started over twenty years ago, like

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the blogsitter called the blog owner and said "everything's great, but can i cover up the creepy clown jpeg next to the dashboard? it's kinda freaking me out" the blog owner got quiet and then said "take the blog and leave the website right now. i don't have a creepy clown jpeg"

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I love opening up this website first thing like the morning paper and immediately seeing multiple posts like "how to get rid of the evil clown on the dashboard". like oh is this what we're doing today

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shameless self promo, my zhongchi fic has (finally) updated!

check in for more parnormal murder mystery high stakes romance

I’d love if you’d read if you haven’t already there’s already (27!!) chapters and over 200k words 😭😭 I like to write meaty

Leave a comment and let me know what you think ❤️❤️

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shameless self promo, my zhongchi fic has (finally) updated!

check in for more parnormal murder mystery high stakes romance

I’d love if you’d read if you haven’t already there’s already (27!!) chapters and over 200k words 😭😭 I like to write meaty

Leave a comment and let me know what you think ❤️❤️

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shameless self promo, my zhongchi fic has (finally) updated!

check in for more parnormal murder mystery high stakes romance

I’d love if you’d read if you haven’t already there’s already (27!!) chapters and over 200k words 😭😭 I like to write meaty

Leave a comment and let me know what you think ❤️❤️

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ginta: yeah kogas got three jewel shards

koga: i have four

ginta: you have a another jewel shard in your leg?

koga:

ginta: (voice breaking) where...where’s the other jewel shard koga

koga: seems like you already know where

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urasue: i have brought kikyo back to life 

kagome: you fucked up a perfectly good corpse is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety

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And the Oscar for Best Picture goes to...

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Every fall out boy song is like *nonsense lyric* *nonsense lyric* *the most profound cunt serving couplet in the English language since Shakespeare that sends you straight back to middle school* *nonsense*