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And I Feel So Proud To Be Alive
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Clem/Remy 24, He/Him NO MINORS🔞Currently in Devil’s Minion brain rot era. ❗️SPOILERS ABOUND!!❗️
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clementine-shut-up · 2 hours ago
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Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either
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clementine-shut-up · 2 hours ago
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this is your thanksgiving reminder that the chinook tribe is still fighting for federal recognition, which means they are unable to access programs and resources. please take some time today to sign their petition and donate if you’re able to. and if you live in washington or oregon please write to your elected officials.
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clementine-shut-up · 2 hours ago
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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude
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clementine-shut-up · 2 hours ago
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clementine-shut-up · 2 hours ago
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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?
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clementine-shut-up · 2 hours ago
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Okay I know I posted the first one already but it's a collection now. Anyway don't you ever get so tired of this
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clementine-shut-up · 2 hours ago
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assad zaman in the mcdonald's 'peely peely' tv ad (2019)
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clementine-shut-up · 2 hours ago
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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
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clementine-shut-up · 2 hours ago
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clementine-shut-up · 2 hours ago
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Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.
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clementine-shut-up · 2 hours ago
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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now
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clementine-shut-up · 2 hours ago
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some notable catchphrases of 2013:
bitch I might be
do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 
swiggity swag
the D
wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
“ hello______, im dad “ 
AYYY LMAO
W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 
 perfect _____ don’t exis-
And now, the weather
at least 2 potato
we’ve come full circle ! 
life hack :
[ __________ INTENSIFIES]
so many
such doge. much wow. very smile. 
mahogany 
*sweats nervously*
same. 
spooper hot choclety milk
#SHERLOCKLIVES
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clementine-shut-up · 2 hours ago
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don’t listen to him and his big sad eyes he just wants you to unlock his ipad
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Fruit Dinos // Ceramicorn
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clementine-shut-up · 2 hours ago
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just kinda thinking...
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is the sentimentalist in the room with us right now? ...maybe they are
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and the natural world? perhaps we might also say that of a daytime sky
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he's suggested something blue and gold in-show as well
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now where have I seen that color combination before
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blue skies and everything, huh
hm, and what was being discussed elsewhere one minute and thirty seconds before that decor suggestion?
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ok
(sources and rambling under the cut)
1. Season 1, Episode 4
2, 4, 8. Season 2, Episode 6
3. Prince Lestat - Anne Rice
5. Peeled Lemon with Slices - David Hockney
6. Golden Age Wallpaper - Ai Weiwei
7. Set photo of Daniel's apartment
So anyway, everyone's probably already seen the Book!Loumand Trinity Gate ceiling (#3 included here) getting connected to Daniel's place but it might be interesting to also round up some data points from within the show itself that may further support "Armand influenced that apartment/that is the former Loumand NYC home/that is perhaps even a former DM NYC home" theories.
It's intriguing that the tapes' delivery is brought up so late in Season 2, perhaps trying refresh this thread in the audience's minds. This isn't the first time the vampires' access to Daniel's life has been questioned and the short timing between the lines in #8 and #4 is striking with #4's potential implications. And if we're really examining these plates of corn, we might also note the wallpaper's design features a theme of surveillance and control, which is certainly a choice for one's living room in general, all the more so with Armand's known behavior, and more than a little interesting in the context of potential decades of stalking.
Is any of this a smoking gun for anything in particular? No! But it sure does seem like something sus is afoot.
And it's interesting for a possible sentimentalist to suggest the colors of a possible past home as the interview neared its end. What might he have hoped to recapture?
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clementine-shut-up · 3 hours ago
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Wake up.
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clementine-shut-up · 3 hours ago
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Hello, friends!
Making an update on @mohammedatallaah since @frustrated-froglet cannot at the moment (inclement weather in our country right now).
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GFM HERE + VERIFICATION HERE. Campaign is currently at €22,870 / €82,000.
Tumblr took away his messaging features for the tagged and his other accounts. You can see below the cut the screenshot he sent (which was then forwarded to me), showing his activity tab with no messages.
Mohammed also talked about how they get power in Gaza. They already had intermittent power due to the siege by the settler state before the war. Now that the power has been cut off, they rely on solar energy panels and batteries, where people who own the panels who charge people's phones etc for a fee of 2 shekels. (Convo under the cut as well.)
Please support Mohammed and his family!
Here are the screenshots where they talk about Tumblr's shadowban on Mohammed:
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Here is a screenshot where they talk about their previous and current power situation:
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tagging for reach (copying frustrated-froglet's):
@deathlonging@briarhips@mazzikah@mahoushojoe@sar-soor
@pcktknife@transmutationist@sawasawako@feluka@appsa
@commissions4aid-international@wellwaterhysteria
@kyra45-helping-others@7bittersweet@tortiefrancis@ot3@amygdalae
@aristotels@komsomolka@neptunerings@riding-with-the-wild-hunt
@heritageposts@watermotif@mavigator@lacecap@determinate-negation
@deepspaceboytoy@paper-mario-wiki@kibumkim@neechees@socalgal
@chilewithcarnage@ghelgheli@sayruq@rooh-afza
@gaza-evacuation-funds@nursehoney@strangeauthor
@vampiricvenus@nursehoney@afro-elf@nursehoney
@brutaliakhoa@stuckinapril@appsa @ankle-beez
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