cleftbeak-blog
cleftbeak-blog
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my Name'S taRaji SeLReN aNd *ScReamS for five houRS* || fantroll blog affiliated with auriustaziam and ashlyopavlov's timeline || Run by Kristie || Icons, art not tagged 'my art' or given source from comic Monsterkind || Current icon by the amazing auriustaziam || header by birdcheese
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cleftbeak-blog · 9 years ago
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please stay safe and take care of yourselves today.
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Learning to swim
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cleftbeak-blog · 9 years ago
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reading fanfic and accidentally finding smut
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cleftbeak-blog · 9 years ago
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when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 
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cleftbeak-blog · 9 years ago
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Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes you smile.
Mark Twain (via quotethatword)
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cleftbeak-blog · 9 years ago
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I low key wish I was pretty. Like really pretty. Like gorgeous. The kind of good looks that have everyone wanting to know who you are and where you came from and wondering how you ended up in the same space as them.
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cleftbeak-blog · 9 years ago
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i hope these wizard pugs make your day better
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cleftbeak-blog · 9 years ago
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thin girl: all i do is eat pizza and smoke weed and play video games
everyone: god... she is The Dream Girl... so cute and Unique... shes not like the other girls who only eat salads, shes Real
fat girl: i like pizza too
everyone: wow... consider being healthy maybe? disgusting
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cleftbeak-blog · 9 years ago
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You're so ugly lol
At least you used the correct you’re
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cleftbeak-blog · 9 years ago
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i support being gay and i support space and i support being gay in space
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cleftbeak-blog · 9 years ago
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Imagine your OTP planned a big night out, fancy restaurant and everything. Holding hands, one asks with a perfectly straight face, “Are you a thief? …Because you stole my heart.”
While they are laughing at their own corniness, somewhere in the distance, Javert tips his head, eyes widening. His crime senses are tingling. He sets off at a suitably manly jog. 
There’s arresting to be done.
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cleftbeak-blog · 9 years ago
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(Via Rager133)
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