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Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real

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in 17 hours I will no longer be thesising.

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it’s Saturday morning so I drew the world’s worst pun

(source: http://instagram.com/nathanwpyle ) 

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to quote @wheaatprivilege: “there is no heterosexual explanation for this”

“you will always be my friend, and i will always protect you.”

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BAT EATING WATERMELON

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Me: I want to name children after minerals

Other person: Oh like Jade, Beryl, Ruby, or Mica? You know like normal mineral names for humans?

Me: Meet my twins Chlorite and Stilpnomelane

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“Varner wound up being kicked off the island without need for a secret vote as the rest of the survivors made it clear they would be writing his name on their ballots. "Just grab your torch," Probst said.

In a Hollywood Reporter guest essay published immediately after the show aired on the West Coast, Smith relived the moments after Varner's question.

"I sat blank, almost in a trance, unaware of what happened around me, trying to form a plan," he wrote. "'Survivor' had spun out of control. That’s the risk you take when you dance in the ethical borderlands, where you’ll betray a friend, swear on your mother, and lie to a priest all before you eat whatever meager crumbs count as breakfast. In 'Survivor' much is permissible which is typically objectionable, but there are limits, as there should be on a family-friendly reality show on network television.

"It’s one thing to lie about someone sneaking off at night to search for hidden advantages," Smith continued in his essay. "It is quite another to incense bigotry toward a marginalized minority."

As Varner left the group, the two men exchanged a handshake and a hug and an "I'm sorry" and a "We'll be OK," but Smith said that he's struggled since that moment to forgive his former castmate.

"While I can reconcile the personal slight of him outing me, I continue to be troubled by his willingness to deploy such a dangerous stereotype on a global platform."”

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The full article is worth the read, if only because it talks about what exactly happened including the conversations that went on between shooting and airing

some dude on survivor outed another survivor who happened to be trans and called it “deception” like this was some damn soap opera and everyone was like ”lmao that’s personal and not your fucking problem?” and the host immediately said “We don’t need to vote, just grab your torch” and had him kicked off. that’s some instant fucking karma.

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The idea is to put Templeton in the cart so I won’t buy so many plants…apparently I found a way around that.

He loves trips to Home Depot, I think he likes the height of the cart. :P

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what anxiety is like

well! the fears start coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop co

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there’s a kink in my neck and i must shame it

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Aww

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APPARENTLY THIS IS HOW ZOOLOGISTS WEIGH TINY BIRDS

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Do you wanna come over?

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When someone uses an abbreviation and I have to look it up

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