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thou doth shred it drawing prompt from the wife: Medieval Pro Skater 1533
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It SNOWED in MISSISSIPPI!!! It ended up being the heaviest snow since the 1880s! Anyway I saw a lot of people making videos of their dogs experiencing snow for the first time so this happened
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So this is officially my favourite thing ever
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The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.
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Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands
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