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Fellas is it Gay to consider another Womans Heart your Prison?
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I fear Gideon is simply Not escaping the Himbo allegations
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Abigail: we do NOT have time for a Coffee Shop AU right now
Magnus: Let her Cook.
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I wasnt. Entirely. Incorrect.
Spiritually, Nona is the Griddlehark lovechild.
So Nona is..... Harrow and Gideons lovechild?
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Jod: Isn't it So Great that we're the kind of friends who can share all our secrets without any Judgment or Recrimination *trails off ominously*
Gideon Pyrrha:
Harrow Gideon:
Mercymorn:
Augustine:
Ianthe: which of us should be the most nervous right now?
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Jeannemary: Are you even a Proper Cav if you dont have Biceps like a Tree Trunk?
Issac: *scoffs* what even *follows Jeannemarys line of Sight to Gideons Bicep* Be Gay later Jeannemary. We have Work to Do.
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The Pool Scene in Gideon the Ninth is both Lesbian Sex and a Christian Baptism
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This post was several Peoples 'Gideon is Jesus' awakening and I love that for them.....
What if I was a Catholic Nun who was in love with Satan and you were Jesus and we made out sloppy style?
And we were both Girls?
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What if I was a Catholic Nun who was in love with Satan and you were Jesus and we made out sloppy style?
And we were both Girls?
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She was Tryna Hit with Gideon and Camilla while simultaneously feeling out her competition for Judith's affections by observing Marta while Also tormenting Babs by making him interact with Magnus and Jeannemary.
Who is doing it like Her?
Coronabeth organizing her Cav Fight Club
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Honestly.
These two could ram their tongues down each other throats and it would be less gay than whatever the Fuck this is
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Gideons like. Harrow knows I can't be Trusted, she must be DEAD.
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Harrow: *grimacing* he's like the brother I never wanted...
Pal: *grinning* shes like the sister I never wanted!
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Old Married Couple energy off the Charts
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Gideon: She can Use me however she Wants you prude.
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