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Wow.

I couldn’t get into my account for a while. Hello everyone. I have alot of prompts to write. 

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Imagine Dark Shadow holding you down while Tokoyami rams his meaty cock into you, both of them whispering absolute filth to you while they do it. - lady-bakuhoe💕

A/N: I was freaking out in chat about the possibilities of restrains with Tokoyami so Jo sent this to me lol

Warning: nsfw below cut

All that you could see was darkness, and the lack of visionary only enhanced your sensitivity from the rough handling your lover was puttingyou through.

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When someone uses an abbreviation and I have to look it up

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if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

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i saw this tweet and immediately thought about him

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Anon. Why do this to me.

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Yesssss

Thank you for this blessing

how would tamaki be as a dad?

anon asked: Tamaki is an adorable bean don’t tell me other wise ( you can I don’t mind ) but him as a dad 

author’s note: and for @hxneyy-beee @saladsharkz @claudemonae​ and 17 others who helped confirmed this indecisive ass’s decision to do some writing

I hope you enjoy this hopefully floofy takoyaki boi content. and takoyaki boi, is the beanest of the beans, I agree anon!!! I love him so much send help

-it’s takoyaki boi time!!!!!

-ever since the beginning of your relationship, even though tamaki couldn’t gain the courage to utter it out

-he’d always been the supporter of starting a family

-he would show his dreams through very subtle gestures

-he’d just hug you while going up the stairs and would refuse to let you go out of his grasp as he placed his hands over your belly

-when you’d go for buying houses, he’d discreetly insist on buying one with 2 bedrooms instead of 1 because he wants one room to be for the both of you and the other for your new-born

-and although the both of you never actively tried for one

-but when you unexpectedly reveal your pregnancy

-he’d just be emotionally stunned to understand what was going on

-there was this tight feeling in his chest as he tried to imagine that the empty room would soon be filled with the cries of your own child

-he’d be visibly shaken, and with his quivering hands he’d reach out for your shoulders

-you could feel the pressure of his fingers on them as he quietly asked if it was real

-tears would be welling up in his eyes when he’d ask you

-and when you look into his eyes and confirm, he’d just smile and tighten his grip over your shoulders

-he’d very hesitantly lean down to you and capture your lips in a very soft and reassuring kiss as though he is trying to accept the reality that it was finally going to happen

-throughout your 9 months, he’d just be the most supportive person ever

-he’d try to learn new dishes to cook to prevent your nausea

-because honestly, his frail soul can’t watch you in that state

-every single night, he’d try to learn lullabies with you and will ask you teach him some

-he’d try to leave work as early as possible because he wants to spend more time with you

-and whenever he does come home early, he’s always glad to see you on the couch, waiting for him to come home to your arms

-and will spend the rest of the time just, sitting by your side as the both of you read parenting books for as long as you can

-ikea dates are a must!

-with you by his side, he’ll pick the most perfect crib and will ask you to accompany him while he assembles the crib

-and when you suffer from the slightest discomfort, he’ll end up panicking from the inside because he!!doesn’t!!know!!what!!to!!do!!

-but once he hears you asking him to calm down, he recollects everything from the book which the both of you read and tries to help you out to ease your pains

-the same event repeats itself when you go into labour too

-after seeing your strained face contorting from the pain, he wonders even why he wanted to have child if it was going to cause so much of pain for you

-and you’d have to snap him out of his trance

-but once he is snapped out of it, watch him take the lead like a professional

-he knows what is packed where, what to take and what not to take

-heck, he’ll even hide his fear so that you don’t get stressed out by him

-and when the baby is finally here, he’s just quivering in fear

-it’s everything he wanted, but his crippling anxiety was eating away at him

-and when he hears the baby sniffling in your arms, he watched the baby cry out but no tears came out of the new-born

-but tamaki couldn’t help but shed a few too

-the beautiful sight of his family really moved him and when you gesture for him to hold the baby

-he’s slightly taken aback, but still hold his arms out for you to place the child in his arms

-and even though the baby girl is wailing and it’s a chaos, he’s just happy to hold her in his arms

-and even before he could process, he started singing a lullaby

-and although a bit out of tune and rushed, when he saw the baby girl clutch his shirt and being lulled to sleep

-he broke into a huge smile and you couldn’t help but softly clap for his achievement

-and every single night, he’d be awake and tending to his daughter needs

-he will feed her, hold her in his arms and pat her back until she burps

-wipes her mouth when it gets messy

-even does the “here comes the airplane aaahhhh” because the sound of his daughter giggling is like music to his ears

-and when she starts growing older, he’ll take her to buy candy and stationery for hours together

-and when the night comes and thunderstorms scare her, she comes frightened

-he’ll beckon her to come and sleep with the both of you with the softest smile on his face

-and when she’s asleep, he holds the deepest conversations about her future with you

-loves it when the three of you are bundled up together, with one bedsheet, clinging onto his waist and demanding for his attention

-will lovingly kiss the both of you on your foreheads when you’re asleep

-he loves waking up to the sight of both of you sleeping away, as the sun casts soft shadows across your features

-honestly, he just feels so loved by his dear wife and daughter and his heart swells up every time the thought of his family waiting for him at home pops up while he’s on his job

-a 10000000/10 family man~

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YEP

is anybody up for a tamaki as a dad post by tonight?

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L.O.V Christmas Party

Warnings: Alcohol comsumption, swearing and dildos?

Word Count: 1,900

Really just wanted to write a soft shiggy, but here we are with this crack fic. ( League of Villians x f reader)

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A Christmas party? For villains? It was a bad idea, but yet here you were wearing an ugly Christmas sweater and Santa hat. Toga was in charge of decorating and you had to admit she did a good job, but there was fucking glitter everywhere. You peered down into your drink and held it up to the light, only to see it glisten as you swished it around.

“Ah tis’ the season I guess” You said to Spinner who was looking at you like you were crazy for even drinking that.

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Types of fanfic summaries and what they mean

First paragraph of the actual fic: I judge the whole fic by the first words and I assume you do too so here it is

“Just a series or drabbles/headcanons/prompts”: Someday I want to write an incredible 200k fic but for now have fun going through all the chapters trying to figure out which one is the one you actually want to read

“Will X be able to find love before Y happens?” And other questions: I read entirely too many YA novels

Quote from the actual fic: I watch entirely too many movie trailers

“Basically just an X fic with Y characters”: I can probably write a good summary if I cared a little more

Song lyrics: I have no idea how summaries work and I’m trying to be like the people with poem quotes

Poem quotes: either the best thing you’ve ever read or 13-year old English literature purple prose there is no in-between

Lol I can’t do summaries: I’m not entirely sure if I want you to read my fic

“Wtf is this” or other author questioning themselves: it’s either porn or crack

Explicit rated fics: listen my man I know you’re not gonna really read the summary just read the tags and decide if my sin is the sin for you

Paragraph of tags and one line summary: ok listen I can’t do summaries but I’ve got this ok IVE GOT THIS

dictionary definition: fluff or angst here you go

Either a meme or a tumblr imagine your otp: I was bored and I had emotions about my ship you can have emotions about them too

Paragraph from the source the fic is from: I’ve basically written my headcanon and made it prettier

“I’m so sorry” or “I cried while writing this” : I was in a sad mood and I needed a healthy way to release these emotions so now y'all get to suffer

No summary: it’s either porn or a small drabble and it all depends on the word count

Actual fic summary: *rocks back on old wheelchair* listen kid *smokes cigarette* I’ve seen and read a lot of things *blows smoke* and I know it’s hard but there’s still hope in this world ok? *looks into the distance* also you might wanna read the tags because the chances of gore and/or character death being in my fic have gone from 0 to 75

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain’t about to either.

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Disintegrate.

warning: abuse, mentions of death and suicide, slight gore, nsfw

You can feel your skin splitting at the seams as the cracks spread and grow. It doesn’t even hurt so much as it itches, and you’ve always wondered what you would look like while disintegrating. 

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OH NO HE’S HOT!!!

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Such an intelligent reasoning !

I am a Kuroguri fucker not a Dabifucker. But Dani isn't that bad. Why do you hate on him so much, Monky?

I was gonna meme this but preferred not to since I’ve been asked this way too many times now, so you can read about it under the cut. 

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Is that. Good ?

it’s time for discourse

is tomura a good kisser?

my vote is yes, but only if you are into someone shoving their tongue down your throat constantly like they are fishing for your tonsils

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As much as I love Tomothra, I think we’re all sleeping on some highly potent GRUBmora fluff~