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as a species I don't feel that we were meant to fill out complicated forms and documents
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and the saga continues...
me: *screams in larry is real*
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Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!
Me: thanks i made this one special just for you
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the grinch being in all these stupid advertisements contradicts the anti-consumerist nature of the grinch himself. the reason he hated christmas was because he thought the holiday was simply an expression of vain materialism. the grinch only loved christmas after he realized that christmas wasn’t actually about mundane consumption, but the selfless love of community. in this essay i will-
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got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed
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Louis’ reaction to a fan wearing non-official merch - 4/11
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i don’t trust men who are unable to maintain platonic relationships with women.
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if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man
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reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit
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if my 13 year old self could see me now she’s be like i can’t believe you’re still alive
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