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Morning walk with a pet Furret

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it’s her!

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my second contribution to the Always By Your Side @hetalia-fanzine! 

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Alphonse when he gets his body back and eats Winry’s apple pie

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It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

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Steve definitely watches porn with girls with big boobs

YES!!

Steve is definitely a boob man😭 he’s a simple man and just wants big titties in his face

Steve NSFW thoughts!

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— you ask them to hold your drink at a party ft. rookie nine

warning | implications of drugging, cursing, mentions of alcohol consumption

word count | 843

note | i wrote this as i was trying to fall asleep one night so don’t expect too much

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“I was going to punch you, but I’m holding coffee.”

— All of New England

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The Empire State

Welcome to New York!

Someone on amino said I should do NY or NJ next and I had actually been thinking about NY recently. Some things of note:

🗽 Blood is coffee

🗽 Pizza snob

🗽 Mr. Worldwide (TM) and brags about it

🗽 The only proper way to enjoy a mountain view is with a beer at the top

🗽 Knows every brewery in a 50 mi radius

🗽 Trendy and fashionable but also doesn’t give a fuck what you think

🗽 Takes pleasure in the fact that people either love or hate him

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This might sound odd, but I’ve heard of these “pheromone enhancer” things, and I started thinking... If the Allies were to use them, what type of scent would they have?

ooooo!!!! Also I'm doing like natural scents instead of colognes.

Rating: Fluff

America: whatever scents make up sunscreen, mixed with watermelon

Russia: spiced vodka with traces of citrus

England: the smell that old books/libraries give off

France: okay, obvious, but roses and fresh bread

China: that smell right before it rains in springtime

Canada: toasted cinnamon

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HWS: Which Nations are Immune to Caffeine Overdosing/NEED Coffee in Order to Function

N Italy - helps his seasonal depression, needs it in order to feel happy

Romano - if you refuse this man a cappuccino before noon, he will kill you

America - American run no dun dun :), the first bitch in line at Starbucks (he has a refillable container and everything!)

Norway - thinks the taste is neat, likes to drink it with pastries/bread so he doesn't drink it all on an empty stomach

Finland - similar to Norway, needs it to stay awake during the long ass Scandinavian winters, alternates between cold brew and Tito's

Iceland - tbh just really digs the taste, unfortunately he has to drink decaf even during the day because he'll give himself a panic attack otherwise :(

Denmark - hee hoo caffeine make ADHD brain go brrrrr :)

Turkey - remove the black tea from this man's cabinet and he'll remove your spine from your body

Cuba - drinks it like water, the more sugar the better

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Got any headcanons for the running speed of the Allies and Axis? Like, who would win in a race? (kind of like the walking speed of the countries in that one episode of hetalia…)

Germany - runs marathons for fun, easily comes in first place, that's the POWER of GeRMaN ENginEeRING

Italy - surprisingly quick, but like a cheetah. short bursts of speed with a long recovery period after

Japan - please don't make him run please don't make him do it he's so old so tired his bones are breaking anon :(

America - when he's in shape he's in shape, wouldn't run marathons for fun but can definitely run laps without getting winded too quickly

England - garbage on land, a speed demon in the water. think of an octopus

France - doesn't run, thinks it's inelegant. quicker than england, which is really all that matters :)

Canada - average :/

China - spry but will complain the whole time, more of an endurance runner

Russia - similar to China, goes for distance not speed. deceptively flexible tho

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can i bring this back who made this

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thinking about the alternate reality where bella went to college and let edward pay for everything