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he knows he looks good 😫

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Harry Styles, photographed by Lorenzo Agius.

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LOOKIT

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What’s that on the menu? Oh yeah, it me-n-u 

whys everyone becoming a fruit

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Baby, if you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

@larrie2k15

whys everyone becoming a fruit

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© Sven Jacobsen

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Came online to see lots of new follows, after being on a break for so long, it’s nice to come back and see I’m still accepted! I love you guys… For that you’ve earned a fast-motion dancing TMH Harry.

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why do harry and louis hate each other it upsets me big time

A few years ago everything and I mean e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g was Larry and it overwhelmed them (in the best possible words) so they felt compelled to lessen the intensity of the rumours by steering clear of any action/words that could ignite the fire again. Now, they’ve grown up and are like FUCK THIS and this is what happened as a result ^^^

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i am one of them new followers. i used to follow you when you was active before and i love your blog but never told you :3 thanks for cfoming back

Aw thanks! And thank you to you for coming back aswell, I suppose.

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© Sven Jacobsen

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I’m not overly sure how much I like it. But if one of them was gonna release solo material first, it always was going to be Harry to break the ice on that one.

everyone is excited for solo harry rumours and im just here with mixed feelings 

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Things that only happen in the 2k15 1D Fandom...

1.       OTRA starts in Australia.

2.       Everything goes great until they get to Thailand.

3.       Zayn Malik is seen and photographed kissing a girl in a pool.

4.       Said girl is not his Fiancé.

5.       March 25th 2015; Zayn Malik leaves 1D to “live a normal life”

6.       Zayn is seen 5 days later in a recording studio with Ghastly Boy.

7.       No body ships it

8.       Louis Tomlinson hates Naughty Boy.

9.       So does everyone else.

10.   Louis drags Naughty Boy through a field of Cacti

11.   He then throws him in a pool of salt and lemon juice

12.   Naughty Boy fights back and loses.

13.   Everybody laughs.

14.   Zayn shades Louis.

15.   Louis shades Zayn.

16.   Fandom Dies.

17.   Fandom is resurrected.

18.   Elounor breaks up.

19.   DMD is dropped like a hot potato in the middle of the night.

20.   Fandom flips.

21.   DMD Music Video releases….at midnight.

22.   Fandom tries to break Taylor Swifts VEVO view record.

23.   Fandom breaks VEVO…not record.

24.   Creates and entirely new VEVO record.

25.   1,000,000 likes in 24 hours. It only took us 19 hours.

26.   Zerrie calls off their engagement.

27.   Sophiam is no more.

28.   Sophia makes her Instagram public.

29.   With only 6 pictures of her and Liam posted.

30.   Everybody cries.

31.   People get sus.

32.   Conspiracy theories are everywhere.

33.   Harry Styles is not made to be a womanizer for the first time since dinosaurs fucking roamed the earth.

34.   Fandom believes that two very gay bears are communicating with them.

35.   The bears are dressed by Louis.

36.   Louis Tomlinson is in a relationship with one of the rainbow colored bears that has a tendency to dress as if it’s from a bad 70’s porno.

37.   The bear in question has its own twitter account.

38.   And iPhone.

39.   11,000 members of the fandom messaged the bear when its phone number leaked.

40.   The afore mentioned illicit relationship, brought the end of the near 4 year long relationship, formally known as Elounor.

41.   The former relationship, Elounor, was terminated by one party due to the secrecy of the illicit relationship with the rainbow bear.

42.   Louis Tomlinson cheats on the bear – whom he chose over his long term relationship- with a girl in a night club.

43.   The affair resulted in Baby Tomlinson.

44.   When news of Baby Tomlinson broke, the fandom was more interested in the fact that they could now make the pun; Baby TomlinSON or Baby TomlinDAUGHTER.

45.    To this day it is still a running joke

46.   One direction to take a break.

47.   The news of the break makes INTERNATIONAL NEWS.

48.   My Grandma even knew that they were going on a break.

49.   Fandom prepares for all of the Friends “WE WERE ON A BREAK” GIF’s that are bound to make their way to tumblr.

50.   Chonce became a thing.

51.   Louis had to explain to Niall what chonce was.

52.   I’m still not positive that Niall understands why chonce is a thing.

53.   I’m not sure I understand why chonce is a thing.

54.   Louis and Harry had always hated each other.

55.   It was so obvious how did we not know?

56.   Larry receipts. Larry receipts everywhere.

57.   MITAM is leaked.

58.   That makes the 1D Fandom the only fandom to leak every single album at least a week before it’s proposed release date.

59.   To this day, this Fandom is fucked. But I love you all. Keep going and were going to have one hell of a break next year.

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Harry giving interviewers a hard time

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whats lou snapchat pls???

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