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D’you know how you figure out you’re doing spectacularly well during your time off? When you finally understand (sort of, alright, sort of) your own birth chart. It’s taken me well over three decades, but I think I can finally safely say that I understand what it means to be a Moon in Cancer Libran lady. Whether it is necessarily accurate or otherwise, I will not say, but I will say that my aversion to seafood definitely probably has to do with having a crab as my zodiac symbol. D’you know yours? Fancy letting me have a read or have you gotten those fancy apps to tell you already? ‘Cause, frankly, all my knowledge is directly in thanks to Co-Star and The Pattern, and I fully believe I should be sponsored at this point with how many of my family members I’ve gotten to sign onto it. If their FBI/M3 agent utilise this information like the memes say they do, I take no further responsibility. @hollywoodland-hqs​

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francohq‌:

If anyone has any tips on how to handle attention better then honestly please let me know so I never have to experience the surprise party meltdown ever again. ( Some years ago, my ex-wife threw a birthday party for me, and I was so nervous I thought eating a little weed cookie would help chill me out. Spoiler alert: that shit did the exact opposite. Have you ever had a panic attack in the bathroom while people outside are dressed in whacky costumes, all waiting for you to come out? Still haunts me to this day. ) So yeah, any advice welcome. Until then, I’m Dave, and I’m just going to be hiding under 32 pounds of cat. 

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Dave, I have to tell you that there was absolutely no need to give me war flashbacks the way this story did. But you must know I share well in your pain. Y’know the one and only time I decided to submit myself to an edible was right before my mates made me attend Horror Nights at Universal, y’know, the absolutely horrifying one with the Purge people running about and shoving their screeching chainsaws at your feet? That one. It was ‘cos I was under the same impression as you and decided I’d be far less of a wimp if I had something to take the edge off. Needless to say, me and my giant Simpsons donut from Simpsonsland at Universal had a wonderful time not coming out of the loo at Universal until two in the bloody morning. Only advice I’ve got for you is get yourself a nice doughnut to spend time with, doesn’t make it any better but it sure does taste yummier. Anyways, I’m Emilia, I share in your pain, and I’ll be hiding under my own five feet of scaredy cat every Halloween from now onwards.

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claflinhq‌:

I thought I was mostly done playing video games until everybody on social media started talking about the switch. I know it’s not new, but for some reasons it’s all over my instagram and twitter. I’ll be honest with you, I’m very tempted to get one. I wish my kids were old enough that I could pretend it’s for them, but it’s definitely for me. I started to look online for one and it seems to be sold out everywhere, so I’m lucked out. I’m hoping I’ll be able to get my hands on one otherwise I’ll keep being bored.  Anyway, I’m Sam, how are you keeping yourself busy lately? @hollywoodland-hqs​

If I’m being honest with you, I have been feeling quite dismayed and almost rather offended at the fact that I have not yet received your friend request or Dodo code. I was just about to sink our best friendship bracelet in the loo because I was so hurt you had yet to visit my island, Samuel, but thankfully, I saw this in time and realised you are not quite yet to blame. Nintendo’s thriving in this day and age, aren’t they? Who knew Animal Crossing would be our lord and saviour at the end of the day? Don’t you worry, man, I’ll be on the look out and send one your way the second I spot a worthwhile eBay bidding. You can thank me via letting me raid your future AC island for its fruit trees.

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itsgemmartrtn‌:

It’s a good thing I don’t live in an apartment where the neighbours could hear me all day. Get your mind out of the gutter! I can basically hear you think. No, not that. But I’m constantly singing these days and I can’t stop. I’m pretty sure any neighbours would say I’m a huge pain in the arse at this point. But that wouldn’t be the first time I’m hearing it. Hi, I’m Gemma. Everyone’s favourite pain in the arse. @hollywoodland-hqs​

I’m well disappointed in myself for not having my mind in the gutter for once, Gemma. My mind and life have become so entirely overrun by Tik Toks that I genuinely thought you were being thankful that no one could hear your renditions of Doja Cat’s ever-iconic Say So anthem outside of your eons of followers. I reckon they’d just be a bit upset that you hadn’t given them access to your Tik Tok account so they can be graced with the full effect, mind, ‘s just not the same to hear incredible belting through thick walls. Hi, my future favourite pain in the arse, ‘M Emilia, and I’d like to express my sincerest thanks to you being a self-proclaimed pain in the arse as my excuse to not work out for the next week, thank you verrrrrry much.

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elizajanetc‌:

For the first time in years I’m unemployed, single, and living alone all at the same time. I actually can’t remember the last time I was all three at the same time, long before The 100, that much I know for sure. All of these things means I’ve spent the better part of the past 10 days cooking all the recipes I can find on Food Network’s website, and thirsting over my man Bobby Flay. Or crying into some wine over the fact that my show is really over and I’ll never go back. Unemployment is looking great on me, obviously. Give me new hobby suggestions so that I don’t spend all of this time eating. Please, I’m begging you. @hollywoodland-hqs​

Oh, mate, I absolutely get you. Not really about the single part, must admit I’m quite used to that, but the living alone whilst unemployed? Oh, yes. Made my way back to Cali for the first time in ages after being on the West End and thus commuting from home with mum for a couple months and it’s just so damn difficult getting used to cooking for just one again. Have you been doing alright with portion control? ‘Cause I’ve been having leftovers for the past three days, to be frank, it’s quite sad but my microwave’s earning its money’s worth, that’s for sure. Have you considered taking up gourmet baking? That’d impress Bobby Flay, no? ‘M more of a Ramsey girl myself, but yanno. We can dream, we can dream.

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Emilia Clarke on how to cope with quarantine 

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jakeghq‌:

So I came back home to my apartment after last night’s show to quite a surprise. Some birds have decided to make their nest right outside the window of my kitchen. So there was a bunch of eggs, and I didn’t know what to do about it, I couldn’t even open my window. I googled it and it didn’t help at all, so I had to call for some kind of specialists to take it away without any birds dying. I know, I’m living a wild life. Anyway, I’m Jake, and I wouldn’t say I’m best friends with birds right now. But I’m working on it. My only option so far is to just keep being a dog person. Please, make my life more interesting by telling me something crazy that has happened to you.  @hwlstart

Sounds like you’re about to have massive good luck, mate. Reckon that’s wonderful luck in some cultures, innit. But hello, Jake, ‘m Emilia Clarke. The one with the funny eyebrows on Graham Norton? Not the model, that’s Cara, the shorter one, that’s me. And the only birds I’m interested in today are Birds of Prey, which looks to be an absolutely astounding film. Being a dog person is the way to go and the life to live, though. Well, I almost swallowed a cockroach once in the shower, dunno if that counts as particularly interesting, but?

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samlcgans‌:

Did you know that one packet of ramen is supposed to feed two people. I eat atleast two packets by myself. I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time. Anyway, while I think about my life choices, I’m Samantha and you’ve probably seen my ass get kicked on Teen Wolf or be the cutest twin on All American. @hollywoodland-hqs

All this sounds like to me is that you have a normal human appetite. Hell knows where they get the ideas of portion sizes from, am I right? Have myself a fig bar and it turns out I’m only supposed to have a half. Bloody human-made processed artificial goods made exclusively to make us feel bad about how we’re eating. Hi, Samantha! ‘M Emilia and I reckon we’re appetite buddies. 

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Last Christmas | Emilia and Henry being cute ✿

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itstommyh‌:

Tom laughed at the notion that his house would have Victorian fixtures, because it certainly sounded like something he’d have. “Oh, if only. My house is a little more modern than that. Not a huge amount more, but a little bit,” he joked, smirking slightly at her as he spoke. Once again he was amused by Emilia’s comments - she had a talent for making him grin, at some of the things she came out with. “Well, yes, I can understand that. I facetime with my dog more than I ever have a romantic partner, so I feel like that says a lot about where my heart currently lies. I suppose we’ll have to suffer with our income tax rates, for the sake of true love.” As he spoke, he began getting his things together, being very much aware that they had another place to be. “Wow, trying to hurry me out the door, I see, I see,” he playfully rolled his eyes at her. Thankfully, he’d already spent some time at the stage door, so he didn’t have anything else to do except leave the theatre now. “No, of course, let’s go. I’m looking forward to seeing what treat you have in store for me.”

There’s a little hum that falls from her lips, and she wrinkles her nose with a slight frown, her brows knitting together. “You’re absolutely sure you don’t have floral wallpapers or chandeliers hanging from your ceilings? Shame on you, Tom.” And then a guffaw of a laugh falls from her mouth yet again, and she throws her head back at the relatability of it all. “Oh my, mate, you’re enabling me all too much with that -- the sheer amount of times housesitters have given me a weird look the second I ask to speak to my Roxy. ‘S like they’ve never petsitted before.” She said with a dismayed shake of her head, letting a tut slide past her lips. “I’d rather be known as a weird dog mum than go for a week without seeing her little face, though, and live photos just don’t do the trick, y’know?” she said with a hum, hurrying over to see if she could be of any aid. “Oh, no rush, please! Can I help with packing anything? Help carrying anything?” she asked with slightly wider eyes, teeth gnawing down on her bottom lip. “Reservation can be extended, as well, so, we don’t have to be in any hurry to get anywhere, promise. But I do think you’ll like it. Can’t ever go wrong with a lovely Italian.”

in the city || e. clarke & t. hiddleston

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hqjmcavoy‌:

Meaning that my nine year old thinks that he’s all grown up and doesn’t ask for much help these days unless it’s how to do a certain math question or how to impress a girl… which he’s too young for by the way. It’s not so bad I mean the dogs are keeping me occupied while my son is off at his mother’s and my son will enjoy playing with them when he’s over. I fully adopted them, they kind of captured my heart the moment I saw them so I couldn’t leave them there. I am an enabler so I say go off and get yourself another one and give her a companion to play with.

Oh, he’s nine? Basically grown up and out of the house at this point, isn’t he? Jokes. How cute, though. You can see him blossoming right before your eyes, hm? Has he hit his growth spurt yet or is he a little guy still? Oh, he’s absolutely too young, I concur. Me dad thought I was too young for any boy-related matters until I hit my twenties, so. Can only imagine how you feel right now. What d’you tell him, then? To hand her a note asking to borrow her coloured pencils? That’s lovely, though. You’ll never get lonesome that way -- me Roxie kept me plenty of company after being scared shitless by your latest film, by the way, massive congrats on that, you absolute star. Yeah? Tugged at your heartstrings until you couldn’t let them go? ‘S how it was with me and my Roxy. Been too long now. Maybe. Just feel like I travel a bit too much, Roxy’s gotten used to it but throwing another one into the mix might be difficult. 

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armand-hammered‌:

“It’s not mean if it’s the truth.” He sing songed it though this time so it wasn’t as harsh as his previous teasing. There was a grain of his own beliefs thrown in there, his own shamelessness when he believed he was right. Keenly said after the click of her chair beneath bar signaled the chair itself had rested and considerably closer than he would have needed to the wheel. “We will see about that, guess you can take it as we are ready.” Very pointedly turning his head towards her and giving a smile on que as he said it. What the hell was it about her that drew this actually out of him, he still refused to call it rude or mean but it was an obvious bite or snark to his tone when she was around. If this was him subconciously flirting no wonder he was shit at getting dates and one nights with these skills.  Digging his candy out s he pondered over such misty and illusive thoughts as she drove. He could he the kids chatting in the back, well bless his heart Ford knew shit about disneyland rely so it was a one way conversation of Harper telling him what all they were going to do when they got to the park, the well humored dad smirking overhearing her.

A loud laugh fell from Emilia’s mouth at that as she drove. It was boisterous and free and entirely uncensored in the way it flowed from her mouth -- because she was in such good, comfortable company even when she hadn’t met his little ones previously. She started the car and set off driving, falling back into ease. She did quite enjoy driving -- particularly as she was learning much of the skill when living in America all over again. “This makes me feel eighteen again,” she commented with a little smile playing across her rose-tinted lips, glancing over at him as she stopped at a light. “’S like I’m learning to drive all over again, isn’t it? Even though I do have me license and all,” she shrugged her shoulders, a sheepish flush of pride rising to her cheeks. She was quite proud of herself for having learned such a skill all over again in life. It was a similar reason to why she’d recently decided to start learning Spanish. Suddenly moving to Southern California and frequenting Spain had made it so she encountered far more Spanish-speaking people, and even later in life, Emilia wanted to be absorbed in the learning of it all -- perhaps why she’d taken the time to get formal training in drama school, just as well. 

Disney Days || Armie and Emilia

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hqgemma‌:

You have favourite colours on me? Did you know red is lucky in Chinese culture? Maybe that’s why you like it so much. You and I can just stammer our way into best friendship and never introducing each other to anyone else.

Is it actually? You’re my favourite lucky charm, so, works anyway. Stammer sounds like the key word here, but y’know what? Sounds delightful to me. Would love to keep you all to myself in my pocket if I could, but your many a talent should be shared with the world.

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michaelevansb‌:

You’re so welcome. I should be thanking you for giving me a movie that can actually get to me. That’s not easily done. It is! It’s a beautiful story, and I think you and Sam were incredible. Hopefully I’ll get to do a project like that one day.

Oi, you stop that, you. ‘S all thanks to the incredible Thea Sharrock, really. Put her vision to the screen just right, didn’t she? Honestly just honoured I got to be a part of it, odds weren’t really in my favour.  I have no doubt you will and you’ll absolutely smash it, you. 

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irishxseahorse‌:

I’m legit honored by all this live only hopefully I can give it all back to you guys in this life. Corny sounding yes but no less true from my heart. That texted line is sure as hell to get you some attention though. No I think you got a point it’s probably really processed to be vegan certified then why bother??? Yeah we have known each other three years and half now and we waited a good year in half before sleeping together we got to really know each other and bond until we couldn’t deny the magnetic feeling. Some people call it codependent but I call it the dream mhmm

I have no doubt you’ll be giving it right back to us with how big you are on mutual attention and affection, ‘Irse. Corny doesn’t need to be a bad thing -- it’s a wonderful thing, actually. ‘M corny as all hell just talking about my mates, including you, you absolute butterfly. Right? No difference, really, unless it’s plant-based, which is entirely different from vegan. D’aw, were you two seeing each other for a year and a half, though? Or were you just entirely platonic and getting to know each other as friends, hm? I do really agree -- apathy in all situations, including romance, is overrated.

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richiemadden‌:

Wow Ems Im getting to know you better than when we had work things together for hours. Im good though I swear if I need advice you are the first person I will go to. Why did you have to go there? 

That’s mostly ‘cos the only resemblance between Dany and I is likely our facial structure underneath the bronzer they loaded onto me, mate. And you better! I’ll be waiting. Y’know I had to, Richie. ‘M a bit of a hopeless romantic, aren’t I? Just living vicariously through my mates.

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butteredasa‌:

Fuck yeah, they’re old news now clearly. Oooooh, what did you do to Queen Bey? I was about to say that you throwing out German words on the fly was cool, then I remember that that’s a HIMYM reference. Yeah, except the Uno game has a few extra wild cards, to really mix up the gameplay, and they get really upset sometimes when they suddenly end up having to pick up 10 cards. It’s so good. I don’t know, Detroit: Become Human was pretty damn special. Different developers, similar idea of your choices changing the narrative.

She may or may not have said hello since she liked Thrones and I may or may not have almost shat me trousers in front of me. She totally respected me about 200% less after that. Oh, see, you get it! You a fellow HIMYM stan? I learned the word stan recently and can’t stop saying it. Won’t stop saying it. Ah, y’know, you’re not wrong, I haven’t played it in ages so I’m used to the older version. Was it?! Can’t say I’ve ever heard of that one or been to Detroit, actually. What’s it on?