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I had no idea Mr. Colonizer Columbus was back, but aight

The land doesn't belong to anyone lol did I piss you off, Little Piggy? You're acting just like "Mr. Colonizer Columbus" and white men weren't the only ones that were colonizers. Every single country around the world was fighting for land, go back to history class. You fuckin moron.

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Land Back > Your whiny little feefees

The land doesn't belong to anyone, you whiny little bitch. Quit whining to me lol I'm not your parents!

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He's so handsome!

Tadinya mw ku warnain full tpi g jdi

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you

What do you want, piggy? Pigs don't speak.

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Have you ever felt the touch of a woman? Genuinely. You don’t exactly seem like the kind of dude that gets any positive attention. I wonder why that could be…

Hmm I'm not a dude and why are you all up in my Kool-Aid? Fxck off dumb*ss. Lol are you trying to virgin-shame me? Well, I'm asexual so I don't care about being a virgin. I'm not a horny monkey like you, piggy. That's what you need to do since you're losing your shit over the truth. Take some meds.

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How them boots taste buddy 🥴

I don't know...If you want to know so mad how about I shove my foot in your mouth? You worthless pig.

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Go fuck a blender lmao colonists like you should be strangled in front of your families

Lol stfu you edge lord. I'm not a colonist dumbass, I wasn't born in that time so how am I one? This is not normal human behavior, you stupid mentally ill fucker. I don't have a dick to stick in a blender lol I'm clearly a woman. Little piggy is just mad because your itty bitty can't fit in a blender, huh?

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The racist shota enjoyer big mad about being called a racist shota enjoyer lol, don’t you have kids to be beating off to you fucking puke?

The Black Butler series isn't a shota and neither am I. I'm not a racist either, f*ck off. I think you need to check for rabies lol I can tell you're foaming from your mouth..

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what kind of fucking idiot thinks every anon is the same person LMAOOO goes to show how many brain cells you have, go fuck yourself and die colonizer, you'd be doing a couple people a favor by the looks of it xoxo

Stop harassing me, f*ck off coward. You're very immature and stupid if you think calling people slanderous terms and insulting people for saying something you don't disagree with is normal human behavior. I will never take crybabies like yourself or your opinions seriously. Go cry about it to your mommy. How about you tell me your username so i can block you, kid. I don't want any of your "XOXO" from your smelly obnoxious greasy ass, thank you. Lol I don't want rabies, stay far away from me.

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Finally found an active koimonogatari blog!! Tysm💕💕 Quick question: why does the fandom depict Yuiji as bland and forgettable? Is it stated in the manga that he’s unremarkable? It’s been so long since I started it that I might have forgot it. Please never stop doing headcanons for yuiji and yamato♥️

LMAO Well, I suspect that I have personally fed a lot into this bland Yuiji headcanon. Here are some reasons from the manga: 

In the very beginning, Hongou makes fun of him for acting cool when he’s trying to reassure Yamato. 

I’m sure it was a joke, but Mayu says that he’s not attractive enough to charm Nacchan. 

When Seki is surprised that Yuiji has a gf, Hongou states that his surprise isn’t unfounded as Yuiji isn’t particularly popular with girls. 

Unless he feels very particular about something, he almost always goes along with what his friends/classmates are doing. Some more examples are when Shigemori drags him into playing bball after school and his relationship with Mayu

Hibino doesn’t recognize him (adding to the whole not popular thing) and the only description he can come up with is that Yuiji has droopy eyes. 

A more sober note is that Yuiji is p disenchanted with life in general and, in the beginning anyways, isn’t particularly motivated to do...well, anything. 

His face is usually....pretty unexpressive LOL 

The characters he’s usually put into close proximity to are Hongou and Yamato and both of them are v flashy characters: Hongou personality-wise and Yamato popularity-wise. 

He tucks his shirt in. 

And for me personally, I just see Yuiji as someone who doesn’t care much for frilly, fanciful things in general. So, whether it’s for clothes, materialistic stuff in general, or gestures of appreciation, I don’t think he’s ever inclined to go out of his way to try to be grand or flashy. 

HOWEVER, I think it’s important to note that Yuiji does leave a good impression quite quickly with characters that actually interact with him! Nacchan and Yamato immediately say that he seems like a kind person after they meet him, Seki already has a good impression of him even before that one interrogation scene, and Sakura trusts him enough after one meeting to entrust the mess that is Yamato to him. 

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do you perhaps have any headcanon if yuiji and yamato end up together?

(who are these angel anon(s) indulging me in my koimonogatari obsession thank and bless)

YES, IN FACT, I DO. AND AS THANKS, I’LL ALSO THINK OF NEW ONES. JUST FOR YOU. 

When they first get together, yamato is too nervous/scared to kiss yuiji, so yuiji is purposefully super affectionate at random moments to encourage him. Only when yamato finally kisses him does he start to initiate kisses, because he didn’t want to be the first one so yamato would feel defeated LOL

Yuiji drops super obvious hints that they’re together around their friends, (“We’re going on a date after this”, “Of course I love Yamato”, “Look at how cute he is”) because he knows no one will get it. (HE WOULD NV OUT YAMATO) Yamato simultaneously loves and hates it. 

When they’re alone together, they just kind of. Slump against each other. 

They go to a haunted house together, secretly hoping the other one gets scared easily, but neither of them get scared and it’s super boring LMAO

When they finally move together, they realize that they’re both absolutely shit at domestic chores and try to one up each other in cooking. (Yuiji wins. Recipes make Yamato panic.)

At first, Yamato’s sister doesn’t know what to make of Yuiji, but she quickly learns to L O V E him. 

Yamato’s sister purposely “flirts” with Yuiji to piss her brother off and Yuiji plays along (deadpan of course LOL) and it becomes a running joke between them because Yamato just cannot get over it. 

She gets them matching couple shirts, but they’re so embarrassed by them, they only wear them as PJs. 

Yamato just makes Yuiji smile. All the time. 

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You talk like a life is strange character

I don't know what you're talking about. Youre so irritating, kid...

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quick koi thing i did because i love these two :(( <3 

based on this:

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i like you… as a person.

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Chapter 26 Spoiler

Rough Translation

Mike: The guy you were taking a picture with before is the one you like.

Yamato: That’s wr-

Mike: Yosshi, you haven’t changed at all. Every time there’s a guy you like, you get scared. Are you going to repeat the same thing in high school?

Mike calling him out! Now I kind of get the purpose of bringing Mike into the story. Maybe he’s here to to make sure Yamato doesn’t repeat his past mistakes again and ruin another friendship? I skipped to the end of this chapter and want the next one already, haha

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Yamato struggling to be chill about his feelings for Yuiji and Mike's friend setting up Mike and Yamato so they have to talk to each other