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I love drawing cute scenes.

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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

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Hey, just so anyone whose mind isn't rotted by video essayists knows: The anti-LGBT film Lady Ballers produced by the Daily Wire was supposed to be a documentary. The original plan behind the film was that they were going to actually get a bunch of men to dress in drag and enter into women's sports, then record the results.

However, the barrier of entry for trans women to qualify for admission into women's sports proved to be prohibitively high, and they couldn't find any men willing to go the extra mile in undergoing hormone therapy and transitioning to the point they met the criteria for admission.

The Daily Wire accidentally disproved and discredited the entire concept of "men in women's sports", and were forced to turn the film into a shitty piece of comedy fiction instead.

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fandom's ability to take the interesting characters and turn them into white picket fence bitches will never stop amazing me

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around when I first started dating my boyfriend i bought myself this novelty blanket that looks like a photorealistic tortilla because I am SUCH A SUCKER for novelty shit. when he saw it in person for the first time his eyes lit up, which should have been a warning sign for the indignities to come.

so he’s a first responder and his day shifts start obnoxiously early as far as I, a pampered corporate asshole, am concerned. almost invariably when he’s at my place there will be an alarm at an hour that is downright unconscionable that will make him wake up and roll out of bed to get ready and will simultaneously make me burrow under the pillows grumbling about how surely nobody actually NEEDS their lives saved this early in the morning, after which I will promptly attempt to go back to sleep

he is a clever man and he knows this is when i am most vulnerable to attack.

every single time we do this dance, he quietly dresses, packs up, goes about getting ready to leave, and then when i have juuuust fallen back asleep, he returns with the tortilla blanket. He finds it no matter where I have hidden it.

He then creeps silently up to my side of the bed and uses his superior speed, strength, and reflexes to wrap me up in it incredibly tightly while i am still dazed and sputtering, so that i cannot move my legs or arms and am reduced to humiliating halfhearted magikarp flops that do not deter him from at least attempting to kiss my forehead.

then he goes to my bedroom door, opens it, then pauses, turns around, looks at me, the soft human filling of the facsimile of an enormous burrito he has just constructed, and says in his best romantic lead voice “I’ll see you soon, beans.”

you cannot understand how devastating it is to my ego that i am beans.

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plane tickets should be Free if you miss yuor friends

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🫵 STOP! you are doomscrolling. tell me your favorite animal instead

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the french beatles

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Feels like I've read multiple times the opinion of, "music illiteracy is a problem on this site because most people on this site don't listen to [insert music genre that opinion haver likes here]." And it's like I don't know man, I think most people are music illiterate because they can't read sheet music, not because they don't listen to metal.

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my high school used to start at 7:30 and I lowkey think that was child abuse

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Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you

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The complete image of my HTTYD Wallpaper for y'all!! In case you would like an static wallpaper or just the image

But! if you want the moving background check undercut

(pss go to my kofi)

SO!! I really tried to find a way to turn the video into a live photo to share it with you guys but I couldn't, so Instead I uploaded all the drawings from the image on my kofi so you could download it and put it in the template yourself! The app is Mico! (you would need to download it in your device)

But in case you still want to try it by yourself, I'm also uploading the GIF there!! If anyone has any trouble using Mico or wants a tutorial please ask!

Also i'm offering all this for free but please consider giving me a tip on my kofi as well, I would really appreciate it :')

Also I'm sorry if this is long and tedious to make, I really tried a easrier way to do it

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Superman (2025) + texts posts

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Part 2: What were you doing at the devil's sacrament

Part 1, 2, 3