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If we all work together and do our part, the US, UK, Canada, France etc. could be gone forever by the end of this decade!!

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how did i JUST put it together while drawing that uksies race has a specifically red pocket square.

anyway spot definitely gave it to him. passed it off like, “yer sellin’ on our turf, better wear our colour.”

race grinned at her like he already knew better, and tucked it careful into his front vest pocket - just shoved in there at first, until buttons taught him how to fold it properly. he’s kept it there religiously ever since.

(spot has to try not to smile every time they see it.)

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so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go

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Raise your hand if you are a believer that FatNuggets doesn’t immediately like Husker and will try to protect his daddy Angel and bites Husker in defense after he gets found out 🙋🏻‍♀️

anyways big W for tiny protector FatNuggets goodnight yall

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thought this was a dril tweet for a second but no this is just reality now

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i'm not sure why erisol became such a widely popular pairing within the fandom; sollux clearly wants nothing to do with eridan and eridan flat out denies having black feelings for sollux (yes, he could've been lying, but given the fact that he was planning on saving feferi and himself by selling out the rest of the group to jack i highly doubt that he was legitimately trying to start a new relationship with him.... if his plan had worked, sollux would've be dead less than a day later) is there something i'm missing?

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Alastor and Rosie are just perfect to draw in vintage poses.

I’ve got a whole new Pinterest board because of them.

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i drew a tiny transparent jade 

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karkat gets top surgery

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My piece for the terezizine! This was a lot of fun to be a part of!

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Drew Talbert’s YouTube series about employees at a restaurant is so unbelievably funny now that I work in a kitchen.

Admittedly we have way better hours and breaks (we even have an unofficial 30 minutes break in the morning that comes with free breakfast) and we get to eat as much food and take as many sodas and water as we want, but the dynamics are the same. Servers complaining about customers yet making friends (and flirting) with regulars, the kitchen staff who acts like a pirate crew and thinks the prices for the food they make is outrageous (our baker could not fathom how his buns and cakes could possibly be that expensive for the customers “What do you mean the buns cost 20 kroner? It doesn’t even cost 1 krone to make ONE!”) and the dishwasher being too busy for anyone’s shit.

Only thing missing from Drew’s series is the 60 years old head server being a former stripper who’s always ranking male customers on a hotness scale but that might just be my specific kitchen…

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one of my favorite things about my job that i can say to people that sounds utterly ridiculous but is technically 100% true is that one of our sea turtles keeps trying to get me to commit a felony on her behalf and gets SUPER cranky when i won’t do it

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if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf

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so true

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Back after SIX MONTHS of restructuring, the Check, Please! online store is up and running! 🚨🥧🏒

You can now, also, download digital versions of YEAR FOUR >>> Year Four on ITCH.IO.