23, they/them, gardening student who learns a lot but doesn’t get any smarter, there is no theme I’ll reblog anything
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tumblr please stop showing me dating apps ads. i'll meet girls the old way; never
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This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.
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when i was reading the book entangled life which is about fungi and the author merlin sheldrake said that once he got his first author copies he was going to dampen the pages and use them to grow oyster mushrooms and yeast and then use the yeast to brew beer and then drink the beer with the mushrooms to complete the cycle of fungal knowledge. i was like really and truly this guy gets it
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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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i was asking myself “is there a word for gender envy but for someone’s acting ability?” and then i realized that’s just. regular envy
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none of my moots have TikTok so I’m posting this here
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Now, guys, gals, nonbinary pals, and those who other plans, I'm sure you've all heard the news, and if you didn't, then I shall inform you
The 7# tf2 comic is out
And I'm sure you will all agree to one appropriate response
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Today at work we were unpacking a big box, and I looked at the box and thought, huh. That box looks much smaller than me sitting on the ground, but I bet if I really scrunched down I could fit most of my body inside the box. And I had one leg fully in the box before I realized:
I am not a cat
I am work
I am wearing a nice suit and might need to appear in court later
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