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RED ALERT: ALL LEGIONNAIRES PROCEED WITH CAUTION ON FIELD OF MARS. MONSTERS SPOTTED.

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Surprise uniform inspections! All legionnaires report to the Field of Mars in your designated cohorts in full battle gear. Boots must be polished as well as shields and weaponry.

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HELP HOW’D I GET TO- CALIFORNIA? I WAS ON LONG ISLAND.

- A very very confused child of Apollo

Girl what

Idk

How did you get to California ask the wind

-Lavinia

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so, all us greeks are Dyslexic and ADHD, are you Romans? or na? or just one not the other?

Yes, Romans do typically have ADHD and dyslexia, since our brains are hardwired for Ancient Latin rather than Ancient Greek. ADHD is also our battle senses.

-Anonymous son of Juventas

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What demigod run this account? Does Reyna know about it?

I am well aware of this account though it is no longer necessary to me. Thank you.

-Reyna, Hunter of Artemis

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here from camp half blood i may have gotten lost and ended up at camp jupiter can someone give me directions back?please

-Kailey, daughter of aphrodite

Of course. Some of our legionnaires would be more than happy to assist.

-Michael Kahale, Centurion of the First Cohort

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OOC:

I’m worried about ya’ are you ok?

OOC:

TIS I BACK FROM THE DEAD

APOLOGIES TO EVERYONE I HAVEN'T BEEN ONLINE IN FOREVER MY SCHOOL STARTED BACK UP AND EVERYTHING IS WILD RN 🙏🙏 busy schedule I'll try to get to all the inbox things asap

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landmine²

SHOO

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what if I spawned odysseus/ulysses inside your camp

...

how

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why do the lares keep calling me a graceus

Lily -unclaimed demigod

That probably means they know you're a Greek demigod

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Howdy, friends!

How many personal horses (like from the outside world) would y'all allow a leigonnaire to house in the stables/pastures?? Asking for a friend!

This is incredibly urgent.

-- Malachi, Eldest Son of Epona (The Great Mare)

I'd say we could house about one per legionnaire for now, but if needed we could build to expand!

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so that anon child of vulcan doesn’t want to gimme their name, I saw their @, (theyclaimtheleadpaintballsweretheirideabutitisnt)

-anon child of neptune

Aayyyyy I mean what can you do

-Same anon legacy of vulcan

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how do y’all feel about paint ball guns but the paint balls are actually liquid lead balls

-anon child of vulcan

I like that idea 😈

-ANON LEGACY OF VULCAN (son of neptune but he ain't important rn)

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hi? i dont know what to ask here lol

-@daughter-of-the-storm

Hello!

Welcome to Camp Jupiter news. :)

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Hello, it's the camper stationed at Camp Half Blood. How long would you like me to continue my post?

-Thomas, Cohort 3, son of Pluto

You may return, no need to worry Thomas :)

Thank you for being loyal as ever to your legion. You shall be rewarded upon your return, and your cohort is waiting.

-The Senate

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I heard there was lasagna at camp Jupiter.... Can I get a plate

NO no you can NOT GET A PLATE MY NAME IS LAVINIA ASIMOV AND IF I HAVE TO

[ long beep ]

Our apologies, but Centurion Asimov is currently unavailable. She is raging.

-The Senate

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Please tell me the prank war's over

It is