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you know cishets speculating people’s sexuality and/or gender identity will never equate lgbt people doing the same. when we do it we’re saying “i hope they’re one of us!”. when they do it they’re saying “i hope they’re not one of them!” and it speaks volumes so jot that down.

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“So you’re just gonna cancel and unfollow everyone who supports Trump?”

Me:

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So wholesome.

Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.

Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’

To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’

The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’

We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.

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boy: do you have any fantasies

Me: I get my PhD so I can make reservations at fancy restaurants under “Dr. & Mrs.” then when they expect a man to show up, my gay ass will stroll in instead: hot intellectual wife on my arm. She’s wearing a cocktail dress & is also a doctor. Im smoking a Cuban cigar. their heteronormative wigs is snatched…

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Hayley Kiyoko is the lesbian version of Troye Sivan

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I don’t understand the need to spout all over social media that you are thriving and living this better life and becoming a better person and all this mess and yet you still feel like you need to subtweet me back knowing full and well that I don’t follow you and you don’t follow me. Someone showed me what you said. I’m tempted to think you just looked me up and got mad.

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Some pictures I take are hella artsy.

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Yikes this explains a lot.

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Me: How the fuck am I still single?

Also me: I understand why I’m still single.

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Mood

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Always on a journey. Always seeking adventure. (at Utah)

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Oh YIKES

me revisiting my scene phase playlist

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Wonder Woman (2017) dir. Patty Jenkins.