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These two have the same exact deadpan delivery. to me. and I keep thinking about a crossover AU where the Batter is a Quebecois baseball player and Wayne spends every minute of shared screentime chirping the hell out of him.
Quatre vingt deez nuts, bud.
#letterkenny#off game#hello to the five other people who exist in the middle of this venn diagram I've created#I don't think Wayne could stop the Batter but sure as God's got sandals he could knock some sense into that french bastard
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#the locked tomb#tlt#gideon the ninth#addams family#polls#back on my crossover nonsense#you can blame my partner for instigating this
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Hey, don't cry. A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shines, can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design, ok?
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femme fatale as a guy
#I play this type of guy exclusively in every ttrpg#every single campaign I DM has a Dude Fatale NPC#he is both the fan favorite and the Most Hated Character (affectionate)
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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
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cosmic horror (god loves you too much and keeps resurrecting you)
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cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it
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you ever accidentally create a recurring theme in your writing. you start putting together an outline for something you’ve never written before and get partway through planning, rearrange the pieces, and go “GODDAMMIT THIS IS ABOUT GRIEF AGAIN”? because let me tell you,
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i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
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i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps
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what charaxter archetypes do you keep writing into your characters that surely say nothing about your mental state. i keep making little guys who have trouble viewing themselves as a full person and instead just fixate on the role they expect others to expect them to play.
#the main one right now is what I like to describe as “1950's housewife but a twink”#so sweet so calm so demure#but DOES have a gun and IS unhinged and WILL shoot his no good wretched ex-husband dead I swear to GOD#the other big one is guys who see themselves as monsters#but will do anything and everything to protect everyone around them
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delighted by the discovery of the concept of "doomed by the narrative but your friends are punching the narrative in the face and you're fine now"
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It's true that like once you start having ambiguous gender feelings it's a little bit of a free for all like yes I'm a woman but I'm also male and I like being called a boy but I'm not a man like sorry I'm on Advanced Gender nuance now but also my gender is that stuffed fox on a chair.
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Had a dream that I went to London and when asked everyone desribed the city as “Aoli”
#took the train to visit a friend once#and one of the stops on the route was called Paoli or some such#and to my sleep deprived brain at ass o'clock#it sounded like people were telling the conductor they were bound for Aioli#and I was like ??? this train goes to Aioli????#so the grand city of Aoli is a little bit a place that exists. but only at 6am in certain train stations.
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candy discourse, reblog w/ your opinions on
• candy corn • licorice • peanut butter + chocolate • mint + chocolate • sour candies
#candy corn exists in the same category as egg salad: a food I like for three bites and then hate#red licorice yum black licorice hard pass#heck yeah peanut butter cups#mint choco is my go-to flavor for ice cream#sour candy good! I can't handle SUPER sour stuff but most candy around here is like#“ooh we put a sprinkling of citric acid on this it's ~sour~”#so in that sense I enjoy the flavor dust
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california girls we’re inconsolable
dreams of doom the visions wont stop
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