citoyennelottie

[citoyennelottie]

I'd like to sincerely apologise to everyone I have offended with this statement. Including myself.

i think fouche should get cps membership

pros:

diligent and hardworking

true revolutionary

experienced politician

cons:

Hello, Citizeness Robespierre. Your brother has requested that I tell you to "please refrain from sending intentionally unserious inquiries to his workplace" and also to "perhaps pick up a loaf of bread on your way home if it isn't too much trouble".

[citoyennelottie]

We love you too <3

Have you seen what the anons have been asking your two siblings as of late?

I noticed that some people are using my family to push some agendas if that is what you mean 👀

[citoyennelottie]

how do you feel about the whole saint-just being your brother in law thing?

Confused, but mostly happy that my dear brother has indeed found someone he can spend time out of the house for. If he's not at the Convention, he's holed up in his bedroom writing speeches.

However, I may have to begin investing in cutlery if I want to be on time...

This is what you mean?

[citoyennelottie]

are you a robespierrist?

When I choose to be.

[citoyennelottie]

would you consider letting fouche smooth things over?

In theory, yes, but the last time I let Fouché smooth anything over, he 'smoothly' talked his way into the deaths of my brothers and their allies, and 'smoothly' retained positions in the new governments.

[citoyennelottie]

Maximilien and Augustin are both drowning in a volcano and you can only save one, who do you save?

If that's the situation we're dealing with, my effort. Finding a volcano and subsequently beginning to drown in it is an achievement I don't think I can bring myself to rob of them.

[citoyennelottie]

Not true! Besides, at least it would stay in one piece...

who's your favorite sibling (if you REALLY had to choose)

for research purposes 🥰

Hmmm.. well… Henriette was fun—sweet, kind.

Charlotte? Ah, Charlotte is… complicated. She’s smart, capable, overbe—protective, but we could’ve had a better relationship, you know? With all the things she’s done—well, let’s not digress (yet). She means well, but we could’ve had a slightly better relationship.

But Maximilien. Oh, Maximilien. My brilliant, unwavering, virtuous, magnificent older brother. A man of principle, of intellect, of unmatched integrity. the most unfaltering, dedicated, principled man to ever grace this wretched Earth. There is no one like him. I admire him, I revere him. I would follow him to the ends of the earth without question, without hesitation. His mind is unparalleled, his heart—despite what his detractors say—so immensely full of love for the Republic, for virtue, for justice. I trust him more than I trust myself, and if the world were a better place, everyone else would see what I see. Because anyone who says otherwise simply does not understand the magnitude of his greatness.

…But of course, I don’t have a favorite sibling. That would be absurd. Completely unreasonable. Unthinkable. Obviously.

[citoyennelottie]

Right, and I'm the Queen of France.

who's your favorite sibling (if you REALLY had to choose)

for research purposes 🥰

Hmmm.. well… Henriette was fun—sweet, kind.

Charlotte? Ah, Charlotte is… complicated. She’s smart, capable, overbe—protective, but we could’ve had a better relationship, you know? With all the things she’s done—well, let’s not digress (yet). She means well, but we could’ve had a slightly better relationship.

But Maximilien. Oh, Maximilien. My brilliant, unwavering, virtuous, magnificent older brother. A man of principle, of intellect, of unmatched integrity. the most unfaltering, dedicated, principled man to ever grace this wretched Earth. There is no one like him. I admire him, I revere him. I would follow him to the ends of the earth without question, without hesitation. His mind is unparalleled, his heart—despite what his detractors say—so immensely full of love for the Republic, for virtue, for justice. I trust him more than I trust myself, and if the world were a better place, everyone else would see what I see. Because anyone who says otherwise simply does not understand the magnitude of his greatness.

…But of course, I don’t have a favorite sibling. That would be absurd. Completely unreasonable. Unthinkable. Obviously.

[citoyennelottie]

Charlotte what did you do in Arras in the spring of 1794?

Oh, the usual. Saw the sights, visited the few remaining family and friends, wrote angry letters to my brothers, slept in a little.

Why, is something wrong?

[citoyennelottie]

Rank Maximes coworkers based off of bangability?

Am I even legally allowed to answer this?

[citoyennelottie]

why are you so forgiving of your brothers when they treated you like garbage? you really think they would have defended you had you been the one who was executed in year II?

I simply wouldn't have gotten executed. It was what people now call a 'skill issue' on their parts.

All jokes aside, as much as I like to talk down on my brothers and make silly jests, the truth is that I don't believe their intentions were or are impure. I am certain that they would have at least tried to defend me, had I come up with any trouble. While they may have wounded my pride and heart at times, I don't think that they would have felt so bitterly towards me as to feel any kind of apathy had my body and memory been tarnished in the way theirs had.

I hope this can answer your question?

[citoyennelottie]

youre so beautiful awww :3

Merci beaucoup! I think that the person writing me this lovely letter is also very beautiful! <3

(PS: unless you're against me and trying to get me to lower my guard. In which case, I do not find you beautiful.)

(PPS: If the person writing to me is genuine, I do apologise. You can never be too careful these days.)

(PPPS: But if you're working against me I don't apologise.)

(PPPPS: Especially if you happen to be Joseph Fouché.)

[citoyennelottie]

rate your siblings from 1 to 10 in 3, 2, 1

How could you ask such a thing?! My dear siblings are my pride and joy in life (and death), and ranking them with such an arbitrary scale would be completely unnecessary and unfair to them.

Maxime: 8/10

Henriette: 5/10

Bonbon: 6/10

Would be higher if they didn't die probably.

[citoyennelottie]

Hiiii ^_^ haii >_< *weed*

Is this supposed to mean something? If yes, thank you and hello. If no... I'm sorry?

[citoyennelottie]

wait, so, if Augustin has ADHD, and Maxime has Autism (look at him) What do you have?

Yes.

[citoyennelottie]

Does Agustín really have ADHD or is he just an annoying brat?

I keep getting this question? I thought there was an obvious answer.

Let this be a note to all citizens that you can have ADHD, be an annoying brat, both, or neither. They are not mutually exclusive, and one is not caused by the other. As is brilliantly demonstrated by my younger brother.

Besides, he really isn't so bad once you get to know him, non? (To properly answer your question, both.)

[citoyennelottie]

question question if youre an animal what will you be

Not to present an obvious answer, but I would say a cat. They're peaceful animals, but very sociable when they must be (and can be quite opinionated ;)). And I must say the idea of sitting around and sleeping well is a pleasant escape from reality.