Indipendent RP blog for Razputin "Raz" Aquato of DoubleFine's cult classic video game, Psychonauts. Follows from thephoenixnomore
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Raz gasped, offended that she would dare say such a thing. "I can't believe what I'm hearing! The Devil's Firehose is a perfectly..."
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"...I mean...Well, I guess it DOES need a bit more pizzazz." He relented with a sigh "To be honest, Dad and I are still trying to convince Mom to add some psychic stuff in there, but Dad almost accidentally setting the Aquatodome on fire didn't help."
“Mina, you know you can tell me anything.” Raz said, a worried look on his face “I’m family. That’s what we’re here for.” (@circusxpsychic)
Mina looks at him, a little caught off guard. That is most definitely not what Family was there for. Family was there to make sure you make something of yourself; to tell you how to grow up and be a successful fortune teller. Family was there to keep you from making the rest of them look bad.
But he was to earnest - dead serious, that she could tell him anything, for real. And in that moment, she knew there was only one thing she wanted to say.
"Razputin," she started, her voice hesitant. She could tell him anything, right?? She dragged in a deep breath, and braced herself.
"The Devil's Firehose is a stupid trick."
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Come one, Come all, to Unveil the Mysteries…
… Of the Future!
🧿 Guillelmina Galochio, great-granddaughter of the famous - and infamous - Zalto Galochio, is unable to see the future but has a unique psychic talent: hydrokinesis.
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Raz: So, I heard you’re into bad boys?
Lili: Whoever told you that was lying.
Raz: Oh, thank God!
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Razputin! Junior agent Aquato!
Do you know how happy I am to see you? I am from the DOPB (Deutsche Organisation Psychisch Begabter, something like the Psychonauts but in Germany) and we really need help! Where are the senior agents? I can‘t reach them. WE can‘t reach them! I‘m scared Razputin. There is a group of people, an ENORMOUS group of people, doing hate-crimes against psychics on the rise and we can‘t hold them down anymore. Please, contact the others. I‘m begging you. My family is in danger.
~🔭 [He/him]
The young Psychonaut looked over the message, eyes widening. His concern for the safety and security of his German ally was only matched by the excitement he felt to get back in the field! But what was this about not being able to contact the senior agents? He hoped it was just trouble on their end and not the result of The Motherlobe being compromised again. "Sasha, Milla, Coach, Agent Forsythe!" He telepathically called out "This is Agent Aquato! We got an SOS from the DOPB. If you're hearing this, meet me at the Nerve Center. Mission is urgent."
With that, the Junior Agent ran off to the Nerve Center, hoping to meet his fellow agents there. If not...
...Well, Raz was going, with or without them.
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EVERYTHING TO EVERYONE. ↳ lines from reneé rapp’s everything to everyone ep to be used as prompts.
“who do you talk to when you can’t talk to no one?”
“forget all your problems, you know i’m gonna solve them.”
“i can’t be everything to everyone.”
“you call at 3am, i’m picking up.”
“i need the guts to go and give you up.”
“when i walk in the kitchen, my heart hits the floor, ‘cause it’s you that i’m missing.”
“i still see a vision of us cooking dinner and you holding me from behind.”
“please be careful, that knife is so big, and we can’t have another er trip. we’re too young and too dumb, too in love to afford it.”
“its just me and a hundred square feet of bittersweet memories.”
“deleted the playlist, but i still hear all your favorite melodies.”
“i’ll dance with your ghost in the living room.”
“i’ll play the piano alone.”
“i’m too scared to delete all our videos, ‘cause it’s real once everyone knows.”
“you could have done me a favor, showed me some decency and packed up your clothes.”
“falling in love, no it ain’t for the weak.”
“i knew i would fall for you over and over.”
“who would have known the falling would come to an end?”
“ain’t it funny how time shows you you know nothing?”
“i used to love you, now you’re dead to me.”
“i think my life might be better if i lived in colorado.”
“maybe there i’d like myself.”
“i’m addicted to the chip on my shoulder.”
“we’d start a brand new life and never be lonely.”
“i’ll choose the devil i know over the heaven i don’t.”
“i don’t wanna cause trouble at all.”
“she’s dealt with this for years.”
“i want you, but i know i’m only one of your friends.”
“i know all about you.”
“you know you’re too good for him.”
“i’m picturing you kissing my neck.”
“i swear that you feel it, but then i second guess.”
“today i woke up in a good mood for once.”
“first time in six months i don’t hate you as much.”
“you weren’t there in my dreams.”
“i could finally sleep.”
“i’d rather be angry than crushed.”
“i get so sick of myself.”
“i heard you’re happy somewhere else, but i don’t forget too well.”
“you’re my biggest mistake.”
“i don’t miss you.”
“i don’t miss you until i flip off the lights and i’m in this room.”
“you split my world in two, now i’m half the one you knew.”
“i know that we got different views, but we’re looking at the same moon.”
“how can i be dead to you when we’re looking at the same moon?”
“are you lonely?”
“are you moving on quick?”
“i hope that you’re healing slowly.”
“i’m just talking with your ghost and dancing with your demons.”
“i wonder if you miss me when we’re looking at the same moon.”
“in the stars, i can see your eyes.”
“all the stars make me feel alive.”
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Merry Christmas @sparrowdoodles ! I was your Secret Santa for this years Psychonauts event! I really hope you like it (: they’re ready to kick some butt
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it's officially the 25th so...psychonauts secret santa! Thank you @kibasniper for hosting the event ^^
Here's my gift for @underseadisc - Their prompt was hydrokinetic Raz and I decided to push myself and experiment with a more dynamic pose and a more detailed style than I usually do.
Hope you like it!
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the amazing aquatos! a little something i did for the psychonauts 2 anniversary!
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Razputin Aquato for @clownshrooms
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Raz is just so... dude. You know? He is a dude guy fr
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Raz groaned at the comment. Didn’t really take it too hard, though. She’s his cousin, after all. She’s allowed a few jabs. “Always a Galochio, aren't you?” Another loving jab, obviously. “Let’s just leave the swim lessons to the professionals, alright?..Actually, now I wonder if The Motherlobe has a pool.”
Considering they had their own bowling alley, it wasn’t necessarily out of the question.
@the-family-fortune continued
The Junior Psychonaut nearly fell into the water in surprise from that question, only saved by yet another water hand that caught him, propped him back up and re-adjusted his goggles for good measure.
“Uh, t-totally.” He answered back with pointed finger guns, fooling no one “..I mean, kinda?…Alright, not yet, but I’m working on it! It’s not exactly like balancing on a suspended tightrope. It doesn’t come naturally.”
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“What do you mean by-...You are a terrible cousin.” As expected, as soon as he entered the lake, there wasn’t so much swimming as there was flailing, gurgling and just genuinely sucking. It’d be funny if it wasn’t so sad. A few minutes after Mina entered the lake, she walked out, followed by a living, but limp, Raz being dragged by two water arms. “...S-sO...” He asked, weak and exhausted “...HoW’d I dO?...”
@the-family-fortune continued
The Junior Psychonaut nearly fell into the water in surprise from that question, only saved by yet another water hand that caught him, propped him back up and re-adjusted his goggles for good measure.
“Uh, t-totally.” He answered back with pointed finger guns, fooling no one “..I mean, kinda?…Alright, not yet, but I’m working on it! It’s not exactly like balancing on a suspended tightrope. It doesn’t come naturally.”
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@the-family-fortune continued
The Junior Psychonaut nearly fell into the water in surprise from that question, only saved by yet another water hand that caught him, propped him back up and re-adjusted his goggles for good measure.
“Uh, t-totally.” He answered back with pointed finger guns, fooling no one “..I mean, kinda?...Alright, not yet, but I’m working on it! It’s not exactly like balancing on a suspended tightrope. It doesn’t come naturally.”
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//So, uh, I’m back. Sorry for the long absence, my Raz muse was away for a while, but he’s kicking again!
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Razputin Aquato, Junior Agent of the Psychonauts.
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